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 Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 5:39 pm
Today at percussion tryouts for the marching season...
Stine: What's your name?
Thaddius: Thaddius. Or Ty-ty.
Stine: ...eh?
H: ...call him Ty.
Stine: Ok.
*later*
Stine: Hey, Ty! *is actually yelling to Sean*
Everyone: ...that's Sean, Stine.
Stine: Dangit! Every year! What did I call you last year?
Tucker: You called him Evan, and R.J. XDDD
Me: ...you'll never get this right, Stine. XD
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 1:53 pm
*double post, mini-revive*
Hartmetz: If you guys don't bring your shirts home today I will STUFF THEM DOWN YOUR THROATS and hope they smell bad.
Everyone: W.T.F.?
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 2:38 pm
*bump/post* -_-
Martin: When are we getting a new gong mallet? These timpani things aren't working well. I mean, I could just hit it with Farsa...but...
Kyle: That'd crack his hair!
Hartmetz: *can't stop laughing*
Farsa: ...I DON'T GEL MY HAIR THAT MUCH!!
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 8:23 pm
funniest thing and slightly perveted...
after a sax solo mr b says,
ur treating ur sax like a lollipop, ur sucking on it... dont suck on it.
less sucking more blowing!
the rhythm section was cracking up.
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 9:38 am
we call or band director quotes bartonisms and jagnasties.
Jagnasties:
If there was ever a moment that you want all of the women in the audience to throw their babies onto the field and have them raised in your image this would be it.
We need some SEAmen in here.
Sounds like your latin lover could use some viagra.
Really?
( it is done in a certain way that only jaggie could do.)
Bartonisms:
If you can hear me raise my hand.
If a baby was coming out of the womb and he heard that he would want to go back in.
If i was santa clause and i was coming down main street and heard sleigh bells that anemic i would assume Richmond had no love and i would turn the reindeer around and go some place that they had more energetic sleighbellers.
if you don't stop sucking I'm going to come down to the field at midnight and slit my wrist.
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 5:15 pm
I have funny stories about chorus...
Director taught us about accents. They mean nothing. They are SECRET CHOIR GANG SYMBOLS! DOWN WID DE AKKZENTZ!
And sopranos! Strong like BULL!
He also said..."Stay away from that note! That note is the Devil it will eat your soul!" twisted twisted twisted
My band director only told us that "Selective pruning makes the tree grow stronger," which isn't funny 'cause it's a threat. evil
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 9:58 pm
The bathroom incident, Friday in Class:
Drummer K: G, I really gotta go to the bathroom or I'm gonna die!"
Bd G: "Then can we watch?" (I think he means K dying. Hopefully)
Trumpet B:"I wouldn't mind if it was me" (Eew!)
G: *sigh* "Just go. And take the bathroom pass, it's the metranome on the table"
-K runs out-
G: "Hey, wouldn't it be funny if K went into a stall and turned the metranome on. then someone walks into the bathroom and just hears the *tick tick tick* "
Class: "Bomb Squad!" xd
G: "You're right, I never thought of that they'd think it was a bomb. Oh no, I have this sudden image of K pressed up against the wall of the bathroom stall surrounded by FBI with guns cocked. And the Metranomes just sitting there *tick tick tick*
-K runs in- "Did I miss anything?"
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 3:36 pm
Hartmetz: Yeah, well, Brandon, I think you'd do good in pit...You're the best mallet playe---
Me: *really loudly* HA! *realized this was aloud* sweatdrop
Hartmetz: stare Aside from you...
Me: Thank you. 3nodding
Me and Brandon: *arguing over whether he plays mallets well*
Hartmetz: You know, you're section leader...you've gotta set an example for the newbies.
Me: ...right. -.-;; Can I still be sarcastic?
H: ...
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 6:40 pm
Oh, got another. Again, on friday, just after the whole bathroom thing.
G: "Okay, let's try this again"
Clarinet T: "But G, my lips hurt"
G: "Good, if your lips hurt we're done here. Its my job to make your lips sore, Girlfriend"
Class: 0_o
G: "Oh gawd. Not again."
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 10:04 pm
The band was in after school rehearsel. We were playing Star wars when when Baritone player Named nick (Everyone calls him d**k even Mr. Pullock) messed up. Mr. Pullock was so mad he just walked up to Nick's backpack and started kicking it really hard. "Stupid d**k" He said. Then he told everyone to start kicking it. Then another day he messed up in a concert so the next day we went outside with his backpack and yelled "This is Sparta!" And just kicked it into this hole he had dug up. Then he grabbed a shovel and covered it. I think the backpack hasn't been dug up yet. Another time Nick asked if he could switch to trumpet (He used to pkay trumpet but he sucked) And Pullock was like "That question just lowered your A to a D-.
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 1:30 pm
My band director is Hispanic... so he can throw some mad Spanish at us. smile
He's also quite a large man. If any of you have ever seen Gabriel Iglesias... My band director is just like that man. He frequently impersonates him, Carlos Mencia, and George Lopez.
Fat jokes, fart jokes, and sexual innuendos run rampant in my high school band.
Before this director though, my band director was standing next to a podium that a male drum major was standing on. And this band director was a short guy. He turns to face the podium, and then yells so the whole band can hear: "Oooh, Tom, you got some sexy ankles!"
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 2:21 pm
Well, there was an instructor (not the director) telling us how to walk in step, and good tips and such. We had to count, odds on the left foot and evens on the right. So, at first he was like, "Okay, so left is odds...one, three, five, seven, nine, eleven...I can't count that high." and for evens, he said, "So for the right, it'll be two, four, six! Eight! Who do we appreciate? Me! Me! Me! ...What, I need to be praised." xd
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 6:08 pm
Hartmetz: *after a long speech about flutes and stuff* Okay...black flutes, tune! [meaning the clarinets, jokingly, obviously...]
Farsa: But...Hartmetz...we're clarinets.
He was TOTALLY serious, I kid you not. Farsa, not Hartmetz. XDD
H: Wow. Which of you tubas played that right?
Geoff: *gets up to get a drink*
H: *notices but doesn't really register that one of them left* Okay, whatever, let's do that agai--wait...Geoff, get back here!
Geoff: I'm getting water! -_-
H: Water's for sissies, get back to your seat.
Geoff: ...or for people who don't wanna get dehydrated...
Me: Or for people who don't wanna end up being like H.
Geoff: XDD That too.
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 2:13 pm
One of our trumpet players broke his leg in 3 places during marching season. Once he got out of the hospital, the BD made fun of him all the time.
BD:"Where are you going?"
Clint: "To get my music"
BD: "Youre crippled. Let someone else get it."
Clint:"I can get it."
BD:"Sit down before I break your other leg!"
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 3:04 pm
H: *cuts off the band due to Christian failing at suspended cymbal*
Christian: ...we were at my crash, right?
H: ...no....>.>
Christian: >.> Then where the hell were we? I could have sworn....o.0 Oops...
Everyone: XDDD
Hartmetz: *evil glare saying 'I'll pretend I never heard that...'*
Us: *playing a song*
Sean [baritone]: *blats randomly 'cause he can*
Everyone around him: XDDDD
Hartmetz: *weird face*
Me: *was reading, didn't hear this* What happened?
Martin: *almost falls over laughing at that*
Geoff: (Sean blasted and H got the weirdest face...weirder than usual. XDD)
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