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 Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:17 pm
xd xd xd heart
i knew someone would fall for my trap
ok here it goes
it might take a little while to type though surprised
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:19 pm
Okay.
[falls back and stares at the ceiling while waiting]
:}
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:23 pm
slight delay
pare sent me something to read so ill type it later
for now we can talk domokun
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:30 pm
eek eek eek she wrote one creepy a** story D= she is entering some contest for writing creepy stalker storys Pare To you my beloved, Hello Candice. Please don’t be alarmed when I write this, but take it as an anonymous love note from a very secret admirer. You Candice, are a very special girl, and I don’t think your boyfriend knows that. He’s taking you for granted, and that shouldn’t be tolerated. Would you like to know what caught my eye about you? I was in the rain, all alone after school…wet and cold under a tree. That’s when you entered the scene, also wet. I looked at you…no, not just your face but your entire body…I loved the way the rain trickled down your brown, luscious hair…how the rain made you clothes wet…which resulted in your wet, white t-shirt, hugging your every curve. Oh, you have no idea how you warmed me up Candice, no idea. At that moment this feeling I’ve never felt before overcame me. I wanted you Candice, wanted you so bad. I wanted to put you in footsie pajamas and hang you from my room with chocolate trickling down… Enough of how you caught my attention…from that day on, I’ve been following you ever since! Can you believe that? It’s almost been a year, 6 months, 3 days, 4 hours, 23 minutes and 24 seconds! – whoops! Make that 25. Since I’m writing this, I might as well tell you what I do daily as your anonymous lover…but if that’s too scary for you, just think of me as the Candice fairy. I’ll be your guardian…day and night…rain and shine. Anyways, my day starts off like this: 5:15 a.m. I wake up and go to my shrine (yeah, I made a Candice shrine…with pictures of you and many other things such as you hair, your used toilet paper (I love how it smells…even your bodily fluids are heavenly), nails, old paper, and even the mud on your shoes!) I worship for about 1 hour, then I shower and all that unimportant stuff. Once I get to school, I follow you around, hiding behind trashcans, in trees and etc…I follow you home…and I watch how you undress and slip into your cute booty shorts and tight t-shirts…what makes this process especially cute is how you think no one in the WORLD is watching you as you delicately remove a piece of your clothing, one by one…but there is someone watching…watching, waiting and wanting Candice…that person is me. Yeah…after that, I cant really see you anymore because you go somewhere so I let myself in your house { I found your keys and made a duplicate). When you shower, I’m that shadow, lurking in the corner….watching you….watching your curves…yes Candice…that’s all me…every little bump you hear, that’s me, every squek you hear, that’s me. I love you Candice, but I know I’ll NEVER be with you! WHY don’t you give me a chance! I know EVERY little TINY detail about you, SOME I bet YOU don’t even KNOW! BE MINES CANDICE…YOU CAN GIVE IN EASILY OR I’ll MAKE you…and when I do, I can guarantee, guarantee you that I’ll never… never let you out of my sight my Candice baby… I love you. P.S. I found it really romantic how Van Gou sent his prostitute lover his ear, so I decided to do the same, except cutting my ear off wouldn’t be original anymore…so I picked a different body part…can you guess?...that’s right…my left testicle, since it’s so dear to me….You should be getting it soon, so be expecting it. I love you Candy Wandy…Sincerely, Anonymous lover (your very own Candice fairy)
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:32 pm
xDD
That was more humorous than creepy.
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:34 pm
i thought it was creepy xd
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:39 pm
xD
Creepy...but in a funny way.
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:49 pm
ninja
My mother is behaving oddly... >.>
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:52 pm
ok so last night since my internet died i went to bed and got an 8 hours sleep surprised
while waiting for my bus i got bored so i made my own zombie plan which i guess ill type out later whee
anyway 1st period went pretty good
people kept getting kicked out of class for saying stupid things to the teacher
like one guy said something like he didnt think black should vote
dumbass... rolleyes
second period the teacher wasnt there
and we started a new chapter i understand so i did my work in like ten minuets and read my book for the rest of the period
3rd period was cool
i was talking to my teacher about zombie plans and he was talking about playing tennis with them
i was like mr.severtson your going to hold out a tennis racket to them and they are going to bite your freaking arm off neutral
4th period i just read my book the entire time like i do everday
5th period was AWESOME!
i love that class heart
we were answeing questions out of the book and she was giving us time to do it
i allready had my answers so i was reading
she has index cards with our names on them
she said something like allright you guys have a few more minuets to get ready while i shuffel the cards
its going to be random
i looked up and i was like "suuuuure it is ms.mason rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes you know my names going to be on the top rolleyes "
then she was like "maaaybe......... ninja "
so i tell her i allready have my answers ready smile
so i go back to reading my book when out of no where shes like
have you read the entire series?
for a second i was like O_o huh?
then i relized she ment my book
so i told her yeah all but the newest one
and she was like
well ive read them all
even the newest one
i litteraly did a gonk onto my desk gonk
i told her everyone has read that but me
by everyone i ment wheel since he is the only other person i know who reads SoT xd
anyway it was really really cool to find out she has read the sword of truth series whee whee whee whee whee whee whee heart
tomarow im going to ask her which one was her favorite ninja
6th period was funny as hell rofl
some kid was getting yelled at becuase he was watching porn on the computer rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
i was like how stupid can you get watching porn in a ******** classroom on a school computer? rofl rofl rofl rofl
he was yelling at the teacher forever
then eventully as the teacher was emailing his father he was like
go ahead and send it ill just make a virus and delete it
stupid kid didnt know when to STFU while he was ahead dramallama
teacher was like
ok fine im banning you from the school computers from now on since you just told me you are a threat to them pirate
what a loser dramallama
so school ended and i was waiting for my bus
i sat down and started reading my book
all of a sudden i hear this really loud bang and look up to have something smack my forhead
there was a car crash like right in front of me eek
it was so cool! xd xd xd
and yeah thats it
today was great!!! 3nodding 3nodding 3nodding biggrin
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:55 pm
Wasabi Goddess ninja My mother is behaving oddly... >.> odd in what way? surprised
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:55 pm
evil
My mother just stole the food I was cooking.
Wtf.
[hungry]
I don't feel like cooking anything else either. D:<
That b***h.
[grumbles]
[read's Riv's post]
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:58 pm
Wasabi Goddess evil
My mother just stole the food I was cooking.
Wtf.
[hungry]
I don't feel like cooking anything else either. D:<
That b***h.
[grumbles]
[read's Riv's post] *is eating popcorn* awwww sad heart heart *shares* smile heart why would she do that? confused if she wasnt cooking it how could she find the right to steal it from you? ;_;
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:58 pm
rofl rofl
Looking at porn on school computers. rofl
xD At least your day was better than yesterday.
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:00 pm
XxDARTH RIVLENxX Wasabi Goddess evil
My mother just stole the food I was cooking.
Wtf.
[hungry]
I don't feel like cooking anything else either. D:<
That b***h.
[grumbles]
[read's Riv's post] *is eating popcorn* awwww sad heart heart *shares* smile heart why would she do that? confused if she wasnt cooking it how could she find the right to steal it from you? ;_;
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:01 pm
Wasabi Goddess rofl rofl Looking at porn on school computers. rofl
xD At least your day was better than yesterday.
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