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 Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:05 pm
Hmmm...not anyone that comes to mind and anyone who did, probably didn't live long afterwards...
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:07 pm
*comes in, takes a seat at the bar, grabs a beer*
*looks down the bar at the other patrons*
eek
YOU! scream You clocked me with a wrench!
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:16 pm
I'm sure they didn't, Chuckles.
*looks over his shoulder*
Oh, hey Rosie. No hard feelin's, right? I mean, that wrench kinda made us even.
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:25 pm
stare
...yeah, alright. I guess we're square.
Just don't go getting me mixed up in any pork chop schemes, ok?
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:31 pm
Hey, everything was goin' fine until you started seein' invisible cats.
*Reaches behind the bar and grabs HB a beer*
My treat?
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:31 pm
Hey what's up tall, ugly and hornless?
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:35 pm
You get used to seein' things other people can't in my line of work. *shrug* Damned if that wasn't the ugliest cat that ever walked on two feet, though. *knocks back a brewski*
Thanks for the beer. Yer an alright guy, Goon.
..still owe that Franky guy fer sticking me with the name "Rosie", though. stare
*eyes Joker with a grimace* Not much, pasty, demented, and grotesque. Yerself?
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:37 pm
*Looks to Turnip-Head, then Rosie*
This guy botherin' you, Rosie? If ya want, I can ventilate him with a leather awl. No charge.
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:42 pm
Now what's the point of having to tote around this brick hand if I don't get to smack anyone with it? I'm more direct about getting rid of someone who's botherin' me.
Still, never seen anybody ventilated with an awl... *scratches goatee thoughtfully* There was that haunted tannery, but I was the one on the receiving end of the pointy objects. I'm sure it's much prettier when seen rather than experienced. domokun
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:44 pm
Truth be told, an awl is uncharted territory for me as well, but I've been feelin' creative. Now a planer on skin, that is a sight to see.
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:49 pm
Hmmm...kinda bored...*pulls out his gun and shoots the G00n right in the face.
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:56 pm
Isn't it more in your style to beat kids with lead pipes, Turnip-Head?
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:57 pm
That's always fun. But you know what's even more fun?
Unleashing my Smilex gas into the vents at the B.P.R.D.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:04 pm
I've got a better joke.
*Plants a haymaker right on Joker's chin*
Knock knock! scream
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:08 pm
I sense an impending Indy Invasion in Kapow! xp
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