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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:29 pm
CRAP!
*hammers on the force field with the Right Hand of Doom, which is suddenly growing larger to match Hellboy's increasing bulk*
YOU BETTER FIX MEL!
*freezes as his head bumps into the cieling, and is forced to bend in double as he keeps growing, stopping only as the rafters start groaning*
.......CRAP. I CAN'T SEE MEL ANY MORE. WHAT THE HELL, MAN? FIX THIS, OR I SWEAR TO GOD, SOON AS I KNOW MEL IS OUT OF THE WAY I'LL SQUASH YOU LIKE THE BUG YOU ARE! scream
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:32 pm
*Walks in*
eek
*Turns to smoke to avoid destruction*
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:33 pm
Querl Dox Tell me, do you have any organic parts while in battle form? Are you talking to me? Cause I don't want to take part in any wacky experiments. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:34 pm
Hm, that shouldn't have happened.
::runs a scan::
Damn, didn't adjust for the mystic energies. Hold still, please?
::adjusts a bolt, fires the ray again::
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:34 pm
*Runs out of the way of Hellboy's gigantic foot. Again and again and again. Even though he's not moving. Is lucky she's damned fast*
Querl! Fix us this very instant, or so help me, I'll...I'll..
I don't know what, but it's not going to be pleasant!
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:39 pm
Darkhawk, quite frankly, you don't have any choice. Please relax. I just need to make a few more adjustments, and then it can be your turn! biggrin
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:40 pm
If I still had access to my ship you'd be so screwed....
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:41 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:42 pm
Chris! Attack him now!
*starts trying to climb up Hellboy to get to his ear*
*is making so little progress that you'd think she wasn't moving at all*
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:43 pm
Chris Powell If I still had access to my ship you'd be so screwed.... That could very well have been the case! I am truly sorry that you won't get a chance to find out for yourself. I'm sure that the loss of your ship makes this a difficult time for you. If you ever need an open ear to vent to, let me know.
::Zaps Powell with the ray::
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:46 pm
That's IT buddy, the only zapping I want to see is of the turning-me-red and making us both normal sized varety.
*being careful to move nothing else, he reaches his right hand to get a grip all around the bubble-like force field, which neatly fits his ginormous palm, squeezes it, and lifts.*
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:46 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:48 pm
Aren't you supposed to be a good gut?
*gets zapped*
Hey nothing happened! Ugh....what I kinda feel...sick...
*shrinks, becomes very hairy, and sprouts metal claws*
Huh? Claws, urge to smoke a cigar, overwhelming need to say "bub"....
YOU TURNED ME INTO WOLVERINE!?!? HE'S IN TOO MANY COMICS AS IS!!!!
*attacks Dox with his new claws*
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:49 pm
I should inform you, Superman doesn't call this an 'impenetrable force field' because his mighty powers are able to break into it. However, the results thusfar on both yourself and Melaka have been undesirable for my ends. Thank you so much for registering your dislike! I'll be sure to take your comments into consideration.
::blasts Hellboy (and, apparently, Melaka) with a new ray blast::
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:50 pm
::Scans Powell::
I would like to point out, that if you had answered my question earlier, this would not have happened. But, that's okay. Let's adjust and see if we can get a more desirable result.
::zaps Powell again::
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