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 Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:41 pm
Narimasu Rabbit When, Where, And how hard. Joking, But whats going on. wtf
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:44 pm
Narimasu Rabbit Hedoro Koutai I Dark Lotus I Hedoro Koutai I Dark Lotus I I know how to destroy Hedoro. Destroy the Guild. xD They already nixed anything that could destroy the OOC, Hedoro can just remain here. Or if you mean outright delete the guild? Perhaps, though Hedoro is in more than one guild, you know. Thats it. //--Divides by zero--// *Head explodes* *Then Hedoro remembers about pi. She eats pi, then reforms.* Even math has no power over me! -Adds in Slime Male to the Slime girl- *The invader is trapped within a quantum shift, before being pressed right out of the dimension, ending up in a world of nothing. No light, no sound, no life, no intelligence, nothing. That's right, the Fox News studio room.*
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:45 pm
Ok, who typed in the Really in Gray, and Drago, Im joking with lotus, Im straight.
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:50 pm
¥A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy - "$1,000"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that s**t again." ¥
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:55 pm
Ubah Jurc: That one was good.
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:59 pm
¥There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.
He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.
He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?"
Of course the Madam said no.
He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.
He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant for dinner, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-b***h who ran over my FROG!"¥
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:03 pm
Ubah Jurc: Another point for Hufflepuff.
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:05 pm
I Dark Lotus I Ubah Jurc: Another point for Hufflepuff. ¥Who or what is the Hufflepuff...¥
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:07 pm
¥One day a little boy came in saying that he wanted to skip from 3rd grade to 4th grade because he was so smart. His teacher took this to the Principal, and he quizzed the boy on usual 4th grader stuff. "Well I think he can move onto 4th grade." The principal said. "Hold on." The teacher said. "Let me quiz him."
The teacher turned to the boy and asked, "What do you have in your pants that I do not in mine." The principal was shocked that the teacher had asked such a question, but before he could stop the child from answering the boy said, "Pockets."
"Good. What goes in hard and comes out soft and pink?" Again the principal was shocked, but the boy answered. "Bubblegum."
"Ok, what has three holes, is hairy, and filled with liquid?" The principal was truly having a nervous breakdown now. "Coconut."
"Very good, now this is the last question. What starts with F and ends with K and involves alot of heat and action?" The principal was sure he was going to have a heart attack and tried to stop the boy. The boy just smiled and said, "Firetruck!"
And with that the teacher turned to the principal and said, "I think he is ready for the 4th grade." The principal answered saying, "Put him in the 5th grade, I didn't get any of those answered right." ¥
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:12 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:22 pm
Spider-Man got handled. Shot in the lower stomach, clawed in the back, pike in the upper stomach, two daggers in the chest, then a knife in the chest...
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:25 pm
Just shoot him in the head. 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:33 pm
Spider-Man is too popular to get shot in the head.
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:41 pm
crud; I completelly forgot about the crystal palace.... did the mummy rot kill the Kraken???
someone fill me in will ya? sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:45 pm
Reaver; The Vice Captain There is no prior post to the one you just posted that states you were within The Cool doing the actions that you just stated. The act of changing past actions after a user has made an action towards you is Godmodding and isn't tolerated within the guild. there ALSO isnt a post that mentioned me hiding them in The Cool; so maybe I was lying to Crius when I said they weren't on me and I had the bodies in scrolls on my person the entire time. Things never posted can't be used to stop your actions; but when it's convenient for you to get something out of a never posted bunker, then you have no qualms about using that to your advantage... the ONLY reason you knew jack s**t was because I mentioned it on msn to Damian and he slipped up stare stare stare
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