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 Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:13 pm
ok, but the crepe is ten feet long and desides to fight back and eat you. mmmm... Human.
I wish for a nuclear rector to be in my back yard that didn't explode/implode or give me cancer.
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:43 pm
SkeletonPhoenix ok, but the crepe is ten feet long and desides to fight back and eat you. mmmm... Human. I wish for a nuclear rector to be in my back yard that didn't explode/implode or give me cancer. Granted, but unfortunately it was just an old uranium-reactor which doesn't have enough U-235 to react anymore, but for some reason it makes your back yard smell like dog s**t, burnt rubber, and bum nutsack. I wish high school wasn't full of a shitload of assholes. :]
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:08 pm
MaddHattre SkeletonPhoenix ok, but the crepe is ten feet long and desides to fight back and eat you. mmmm... Human. I wish for a nuclear rector to be in my back yard that didn't explode/implode or give me cancer. Granted, but unfortunately it was just an old uranium-reactor which doesn't have enough U-235 to react anymore, but for some reason it makes your back yard smell like dog s**t, burnt rubber, and bum nutsack. I wish high school wasn't full of a shitload of assholes. :] Granted, but during college and indeed for the rest of your life, everyone you know will be assholes. I wish I had photographic memory.
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 1:31 pm
Granted, But the next thing you see is your grandma naked it burns into you brain and causes you to go insane.
I wish for zombies
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 5:33 pm
Granted, but the infection spreads throughout the world. You, however, are strangely immune to the zombification. You are then hunted down by your friends and family, who then try to zombify you. They fail though, so out of frustration they eat you.
I wish that my girlfriend was closer to me (without the breaking up due to being to close, or the death of any party involved, or just generally bad things)
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 2:49 pm
Wish granted, but now you are Siamese twins.
I wish that I had a Mudkip surprised
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 5:10 am
Wish granted, but while training it it turns against you and you drown.
I wish I had a V8.
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Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:19 pm
You are given a V8--problem is, it's actually an engine that drops onto your head. LOL.
I wish there was a better prestige class for clerics in D&D, > biggrin
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:38 am
Killian Darkwater You are given a V8--problem is, it's actually an engine that drops onto your head. LOL. I wish there was a better prestige class for clerics in D&D, > biggrin Granted, but upon reaching this prestige class you find out that all its members only live on in memory-because its price was their life! dun dun dun dun! Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner...
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 6:23 pm
Granted, you become an Oscar Meyer Weiner and everybody loves you until they eat you.
I wish I had a Turkey, Ham and Cheese sandwich.
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:00 pm
Granted, but the meat and cheese are both mold ridden and completly toxic. Good news you don't die from the one bite you did take, bad news, your tongue will never work agian.
I wish that I can watch Adult swim tommorrow.
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:29 am
Granted, but there are only shitty shows on because of some dumb intern screwed up.
I wish for a glass of water
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:28 pm
You get your wish - specifically, you wished for the glass of water, that is, in its place. The glass of water's wish is for all the water on the world to evaporate - including the water in your body.
I wish what I just said made at least a little bit of sense to anyone besides me.
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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:23 pm
Granted now everything you say makes sence to only one person...OZZY!! Sadly due to years of Alchololism and drug induced comas not many people can actually understand him anyway so...drink up??
I wish that I could pay off my college without joining the army..
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:58 am
Wish granted but you have to major in Christian studies and become a preist
***not an attack on Christians! just that.... we're atheists here?**
I wish I could fly
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