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 Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 2:51 pm
The funniest things my bd says are unintentionally hilarious. Like one time he was teaching the clarinets how to tongue properly, so me and my friend's mind went straight into the gutter...we were joking about something then we both heard him say, "No that's not right, put it farther in your mouth" and "Don't lick it, just tap it with your tongue" Then he demonstrated with his own tongue...funniest thing ever, even better cause we were trying so hard not to laugh XD
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 3:40 pm
Hartmetz: Now, say the rhythm.
Everyone: *says it wrong*
Hartmetz: DX NO! There's some of you who are going 2-and-3-and-1-and-2-and...and then there's some of you going 'ONO LOTSA NOTES! MORE NOTES! Ok, I'm done...WAIT MORE NOTES!!!' *pretend random baton-clarinet*
Everyone: XD
Hartmetz: Not funny! THat's how everyone's playing it! And I'm old with a deteriorating brain and I could probably do it better than you guys!
Everyone: o_0
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 5:43 pm
One day in band class the melody could not for the life of them hold out their breath for four mesures even though they are all slured together. so after a while of yelling at them he drew this. the "hills" are the slurs and the people are well...the people listening. so from now on we ask if we dont slur will the audience die.... he always has weird medafores for everything....dont even get me started with his "play so loud i go bald"  **note this is a remake, the origional one was on the chalkboard and erm...we still havent forgiven the Altos....**
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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 3:45 pm
Well, it wasn't Hartmetz...but it was from a band function.
Mrs. Mangus [band mom/school nurse]: *telling me what I'm selling at the food stand* Ok, so, cream donuts, normal donuts, jelly donuts, cinnamon donuts...and there's a lemon one in there somewhere. Got it?
Me: Yep.
*later*
Tucker: *walks up*
Me: Hey, Tucker. Want a donut?
Him: ...nah, I had breakfast.
Me: C'mon, take the lemon donut. Nobody'll eat it.
Him: I'm sure there's someone who'll eat a lemon donut. I'd only eat it if it's free. I had a danish this morning.
Me: What flavor?
Him: Cherry.
Me: OH COME ON!
Mrs. Mangus: *walks by*
Tucker: DX Mrs. Mangus, she's trying to pawn the lemon donut off on me!
Her: Well, nobody'll eat it. XD
Tucker: GAH!
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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 5:07 pm
"Where is Taren today?" said the band instructor.
"She is skipping today" says student.
"Good she needs the exersize"
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 3:56 pm
Early is on time, on time is late, and late is death. heart
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 5:53 pm
Green Goat Goddess Early is on time, on time is late, and late is death. heart XD Or, in my band's case... Really early is early, Early is on time, on time is late, and late is Hartmetz, 'cause he is always late. He fails at timing, he has no watch.
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 9:24 pm
We just had our big Swing into Spring jazz event this weekend, so today our BD looked at the band and went
"Great job you guys. You really smoked the joint!" All of us broke down laughing. Then he went, "Why does this only happen in this class?"
Later, the same period.
BD- "Okay drummers, do any of your parents have a truck or something that we can use to transport equipment?"
Drummer M- "Well, I have a big van"
Drummer K- "Why do you have a big van?!"
BD- "He calls it his Love Machine"
M- "Oh, yeah. Love Machine. Cause my dad hauls dead bodies in it."
BD- 0_o sweatdrop
K- "Your dad's a Necromanser?!"
(M's dad works at a mourtuary.)
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 2:31 pm
Two baritones: *doing something random, not dirty at all, probably one handing the other a short pencil*
Hartmetz: Jake and Brian! Stop holding hands in class! That makes me feel uncomfortable!...not that there's anything wrong with that...
Everyone: WTF LOLOLOL!
Neither one of the two baritones are gay. In the slightest. XD
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 4:20 pm
Okay, today, Mr G was standing at the front of the classroom about to start class, while J, one of our Bass Clarinet players was still putting his instrument together in the back of the room.
Mr G -"Well, I'd start class, but J is in the back of the room on his knees licking his mouthpeice."
Class- LOL
Mr G- "On no, it's 4th period. Let the sex jokes come out"
FOr some odd reason, the only time our BD makes (unintentional) dirty jokes is during our class. It's like, last band class of the day and his brain goes to the pit. Though, it is halarious.
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 6:39 pm
Hartmetz: ...wow, we're missing a lot of clarinets.
Allison: Lele's at district, H...
Hartmetz: What about Eric?
Allison: Iunno, think he's sick.
Hartmetz: Aha. And we all know why James isn't here...XD
Everyone who already heard: XD
The kid James got beat up the day before and may have had a broken nose. Funny, funny...
And yet, I laughed. -_____-;;
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 4:19 pm
"Get on your knees and blow!!"
"What the f- crap?!?"
LMAO rofl
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Sparkly Conversationalist
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 3:39 am
We just got finished with our school musical's opening night at right when were packing up a music teacher playing with us said "Good Job guys, Tomorrow same time, different notes" xp
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 5:05 pm
Hartmetz: We have about...50 marching band forms. I'm expecting 30 more. I need punishment for all the naughty children...maybe instead of ice cream at the Ice Cream Social thing, they'll get dead bugs. 3nodding
Everyone: WTF H??
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H: You're not playing loud enough! I'll tell you when you're too loud!
Me: ...too loud is when I break the mallets, right?
H: No. But I'd want pieces to hit Geoff.
Me and Geoff [tuba right in front of me/my boyfriend and H doesn't know it]: WTF? XDD
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 6:21 pm
I'm not in this BD's class, but he has the stragest saying. I can not remember them at the moment though >.> But, I remember one-
One of the bass drum peoples wasn't hitting the drum right, so the BD went over to help. His saying to help...
"Pretend you're hitting a rubber ducky."
XD I'm not sure how that helps, but it did.
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