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 Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:25 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:26 pm
Probably . . . . not. If you ignored me, I'd just become more annoying in my quest for attention. I might . . . y'know./ Paint a mustache on your face or something. and is it REALL:Y wise to be so mean? I mean eventually EVERYONE hires ME. I'm the best. and I've got something that passes for a memory. i could jack up the price just because you were an a**.
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:29 pm
. . . . wow. You look pretty hot. For a blob of ink. redface
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:29 pm
*Falls through the ceiling as oil and reforms in a spidey stance looking around*
Hmmm... coast looks clear ... EXCEPT for one loving liquidy lady! wink heart twisted
*Wraps his arms around her waist and lifts her into the air, kissing her passionately.*
Hey, baby.
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:35 pm
Oh, Rex you sure know how to sweep a lady of her feet.
Literally.
*Returns the kiss with just as much passion.*
And I'd watch it, Wilson or you'll end up a puddle of blood on the floor.
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:37 pm
Hi Inque. Hey Rex.
*tries to fix her hair and fails*
*swears and takes another drink*
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:38 pm
. . . What is it with you people? Do you all go to the same school of bad threats and cheap intimidation? I swear, the spookiest guy in the DC universe ISN'T a villain!
Then again, I bet he'd be creeped out by Ghost Rider, too. Hmm.
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:39 pm
*Twirls Inque a bit and places her down gently.*
Mel, how ya doing, girl?
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:40 pm
Not DC. Not making threats. Just expressing a general feeling of "crawl in a hole and die." I can't be the first girl to react that way to you.
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:43 pm
Lady, if you think I haven't tried, you don't know jack. If you think better killers than you and Ol' Rorschach there haven't made their damnedest efforts, you'd still be wrong. Let's face it. You're stuck with me. Might as well enjoy it.
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:45 pm
Slayer. Not a killer. Slayer.
*takes a drink*
Can't you at least stick to crazy annoying hand motions? Or silent dances? Or deodorant?
And stop getting those little yellow boxes all over the place!
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:48 pm
Wade T. Wilson Lady, if you think I haven't tried, you don't know jack. If you think better killers than you and Ol' Rorschach there haven't made their damnedest efforts, you'd still be wrong. Let's face it. You're stuck with me. Might as well enjoy it.
Wilson, you talk a lot. I like that about you, you're funny. I'm gonna say this once though, the girls and ladies are off limits, period. I can end you, you don't think I can but I can. It wouldn't be that hard either. A single touch, a little finger on you and your guts are filled with acid, your brain is turned into a tree, and your eyes will walk out of your sockets on their own little feet. Now, again, I like the talking, funny is funny, but just listen to what I'm saying.
*Shifts back next to Inque.*
Oh, and don't compare me to a Vertigo guy again, they have way too much angst! xd
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:49 pm
Psst. Maybe no one's told you. But if you look up "Slayer" in your Roget's Thesaurus? It's right next to "killer."
And as much as i hate making you happy,. I've got to run. Work to do. People to kill.
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:51 pm
Rex Mason Wade T. Wilson Lady, if you think I haven't tried, you don't know jack. If you think better killers than you and Ol' Rorschach there haven't made their damnedest efforts, you'd still be wrong. Let's face it. You're stuck with me. Might as well enjoy it.
Wilson, you talk a lot. I like that about you, you're funny. I'm gonna say this once though, the girls and ladies are off limits, period. I can end you, you don't think I can but I can. It wouldn't be that hard either. A single touch, a little finger on you and your guts are filled with acid, your brain is turned into a tree, and your eyes will walk out of your sockets on their own little feet. Now, again, I like the talking, funny is funny, but just listen to what I'm saying.
*Shifts back next to Inque.*
Oh, and don't compare me to a Vertigo guy again, they have way too much angst! xd
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:55 pm
Aw, that Wade ... why did I let him have that account....
*Turns his attention to a more sultry source.*
Well hello, Inque. I must say that hair is divine, adding to your already infinite beauty.
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