Atrasententia
Ummm lesse, they are bags of flesh with only one practical use and it's for a teething baby to suck and gnaw on. Plus, they have a very high cancer rate, get in the way when they flop all over the place (Which hurts in itself), and can cause back problems.
Darling. One practical use? *chuckles*
A teething baby.. or an anxious lover. Which, not to be crass... can bear tremendous political ramifications.
May I recommend some adequate support, perhaps then you can see what your
floppy bags of flesh can ... aid.. in your ambitions, assuming you have any?
((*giggle*, forgive me, I almost never post OOC.))