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 Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:15 pm
You know. I would love to see this.
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 8:29 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 9:23 am
*Wanders in, grabs a seat, and pops in Escape from new York.*
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 11:53 am
*tumbles into the bar* Duck and cover! *takes shelter behind a table*
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:05 pm
*Imperial March plays*
Muhaha!
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:09 pm
*Pulls out two blasters and unleashes a storm of laser death at Powell...none of which comes within a yard of actually hitting him*
Crud... sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:12 pm
*ignites lightsabers, preparing to deflect the incoming to hail of death*
Um...wha...
*watches the blaster bolts hit everything but him*
Hmm...I like you...wanna be a stormtrooper? You have the skills.
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:15 pm
Woohoo! Screw the rebellion! *Suddenly, a whiny farmboy and a dashing rogue come in and shoot him* *Insert Wilhelm Scream here*
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:19 pm
*summons a squad of stormtroopers and points at the whiny farmboy and dashing rogue*
Kill them!!
*the stormtroopers unleash a withering hail of blaster bolts which never come close to hitting their targets*
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:36 pm
*crawls to Powell* Wait....send all but one Stormtrooper back! It's...the Inverse Law! *Passes out*
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:38 pm
They're stormtroopers.
Tell them to aim at least five feet away from the target and they'll hit it. xd
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:39 pm
*watches his stormtroopers getting slaughtered by the farmboy and rogue*
Ugh....what does a Dark Lord of the Sith have to do these days to get good help?
*uses the Force to smack the farmboy and rogue together and then tosses out a window*
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:47 pm
*Stands up* Are they gone? I didn't know how much longer I could play dead. domokun
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:57 pm
Yes...now go gear up. You'll be my personal guard.
*turns to the remaining two stormtroopers*
As for you....failures.
*Force throws them outside*
Dismissed....
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 1:48 pm
*Gets decked out in Trooper gear and practices his "Rebel Scum" taunts*
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