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 Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:00 pm
Granted now you are the one sending emails out to people, and over the time it takes you to transform into a perverted hermit your legs become attached to the floor.
I wish I could hold a grudge and hate the people who deserve it.
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:39 pm
Granted, but now you are unable to see any bad in people, and thus unable to hold a grudge and / or hate anyone.
I wish the weather was always perfect.
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:06 pm
Granted...perfect? That could mean anything couldn't it? How am I suppose to rebute this? hmmm...a challenge..
Start over: Granted, now that the weather is perfect and everyone is in bliss about their perfectly watered plants, and the warm, yet coolness of a new summer day. People have ignored that this Eden that has been created has marked...The end of the world. *scary music plays*
Your wish has sparked the time in which people will rise up and across the world sing koom by ya in perfect harmony! Ears will bleed for eternity.
I wish that I had a cheescake to eat.
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:34 pm
Oh my...Now THAT is a scary side effect...!
Okay, here we go.
Granted, but your cheesecake is two years old, and is flavored like rotting salmon.
I wish...Let me think...That I ruled the world! Ha ha ha...
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:20 am
Kibeth Oh my...Now THAT is a scary side effect...! Okay, here we go. Granted, but your cheesecake is two years old, and is flavored like rotting salmon. I wish...Let me think...That I ruled the world! Ha ha ha... Granted, but aliens come down and annihilate the entire planet. Uh...I wish...that I could stop looking at lolcat pictures. D;
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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:06 pm
Angst-Bot Granted, but aliens come down and annihilate the entire planet. Uh...I wish...that I could stop looking at lolcat pictures. D; Granted, but in stead you look at pictures of theist proving 'God' exists. I wish that I was the best Artist in the world.
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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 2:15 pm
Ok, your wish is granted but now your the only human on earth because everyone else have moved into space colonies and have evolved into the moonrace.
My wish is for Bob Dole to win the presidental election.
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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:53 pm
Your wish is granted. But after Mr.Dole has been sworn in, while the crowd is in the midst of cheering, he tears off his fleshy human mask and reveals himself to be-- ULTRON!Now we're all boned. D: I wish my eyes could shoot lazors, just like cyclops <3.
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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:57 pm
Granted, But you have absolutely no control over your powers, and you wind up killing everyone close to you all because of a stupid wish.
I wish I had the solution to world hunger so I could sell it for large amounts of cash.
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:25 pm
Ryuuko666 Granted, But you have absolutely no control over your powers, and you wind up killing everyone close to you all because of a stupid wish. I wish I had the solution to world hunger so I could sell it for large amounts of cash. POOF! Your wish is granted. You now hold the key to solving world hunger! However, despite how awesome your idea is, the line you thought you'd have for people waiting to bid is non-existent. Why? Because the only ones who want to solve world hunger are the ones who are suffering from it. And they're too poor to buy the solution from you anyway. I wish I never started smoking cigarettes. D:
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:13 pm
Killian Darkwater POOF! Your wish is granted. You now hold the key to solving world hunger! However, despite how awesome your idea is, the line you thought you'd have for people waiting to bid is non-existent. Why? Because the only ones who want to solve world hunger are the ones who are suffering from it. And they're too poor to buy the solution from you anyway. I wish I never started smoking cigarettes. D: And by going back in time you stopped yourself from ever picking a cigarette.
But on the way back you pick up heroin. Dx
That's bad.
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 10:17 am
Yeah, free wishy.
uuuum. I wish for people to dance.
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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:56 am
Otto's Irresistible Dance.
'Nuff said.
I wish I won this game.
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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:41 pm
Granted but you prize is you must continue playing for the next 30 years.
I wish The return of Jezebel james was an hour show.
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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:38 pm
Granted, it now takes up an hour-long time-slot. However, the length of the actual show didn't increase: just the amount of commercials.
I wish...I had a crêpe?
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