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 Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:46 pm
Monoe grinned.
"Hah! My father told her not to! See, you're a liar!"
[[uhoh]]
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:51 pm
"That did not answer my question in the slightest way." Alice retorted. "An explanation, at the least."
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:54 pm
Salem thought about this.
"She wants to know the secrets of being an adult, but is asking things that are, uh..."
He flushed, beginning to twiddle his fingers.
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:02 pm
Alice gave a glance towards the girl before looking back at the man. "She is asking about intercourse?" She threw out.
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:12 pm
"I-Indirectly," Salem said. "Like, she asked how men and women are physically different, and what a 'fertility god' is..."
His glasses were steaming up from shy nervousness.
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:14 pm
Wadsworth, above the congregation, laughed loudly.
"That's the spirit, girl!"
The mini-Wadsworth, however, was dumbfounded.
"But dearie..."
It began to breathe deeply, whistling slightly.
"I am your father."
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:17 pm
Monoe was dumbfounded.
"My father's Kokopelli, not a blob!"
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:22 pm
"And it has to be this thunderous to speak about stupid matters?" Alice questioned. She raised her left arm, pushing several stray hairs out of her face.
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:27 pm
Salem looked at Chryseis.
"In terms of thunderous, she was also arguing with the girl over how unsafe it was to be with the creepy old magician over there, accusing him of bad intent."
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:31 pm
"How do you know that I am not this Kokopelli of which you speak? I have gone by many names."
Wadsworth giggled.
"Idiot girl."
Ecchymos, hearing Salem mentioning him, looked up. He muttered under his breath.
"I'm a mage, not a wizard. Fool."
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:35 pm
"But," Monoe said, "I was in my Mommy's stomach before she met you!"
[[at least she understands THAT concept...]]
Monoe hid behind Ecchymos.
"I-I'm scared..."
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:46 pm
The mini-Wadsworth scoffed and poked Monoe in the inner ear.
"You obviously have no idea how the whole process works."
[[You're mistaken there, buddy.]]
Ecchymos didn't even notice Monoe.
"And on top of that, my intentions are pure as snow. If I had t-those kind of intentions, I'd have been on Team B!"
Wadsworth giggled from above them.
"There's still time for that, if you want."
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:49 pm
Alice gave a look to the wizard. She closed her eyes....thinking for a small while. Her right hand moved up to her head, several of the fingers rested on her forehead. "Perhaps I never should have asked." Her hand drifted back, her eyes opening.
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:52 pm
Salem squinted, not noticing Alice's annoyance.
"Ohhhh? Then why're you so nervous, perverted old man?"
[[lol. he isn't even perverted.]]
"I can't think of someone who'd exploit a little girl's infatuation. Shameful."
Monoe held the back of Ecchymos' robes with one hand, holding her ear with the other.
"It... hurts..."
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:59 pm
[[METAL THEMES FOR FRACTURE CHARACTERS!]]
[[Next up is Heratik, with Gorguts' 'Dissecting the Adopted'. This one's pretty obvious.]]
Wadsworth called down to Salem:
"Yes you do! If there was a little girl who was infatuated with me, I'd be taking advantage of it right now!"
Ecchymos ignored Salem and turned to Monoe.
"What hurts?"
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