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 Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:06 pm
Granted, you know why you are depressed and when you realize it you find it is unsolvable and that you will be depressed your entire lifetime and so you off yourself. But then there really IS an afterlife and you end up in your own personal hell where you're depressed all the time anyways.
I wish I didn't have such bad gas. I'm never eating popcorn again.
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:48 am
PickleBoy Granted, you know why you are depressed and when you realize it you find it is unsolvable and that you will be depressed your entire lifetime and so you off yourself. But then there really IS an afterlife and you end up in your own personal hell where you're depressed all the time anyways. I wish I didn't have such bad gas. I'm never eating popcorn again. xD i know why im depressed now.
Granted. The need for your body to supress such gasses is now let out in smaller, but just as bad, puff of gas every time you take a step.
i wish i had my liscense.
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:53 pm
Granted you have your dog licences. Your pet is now officially yours.
I wish i had the new Rie fu cd!!!
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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 4:08 pm
Congradulations! You are now the proud owner of the almost unknown Ray Foo CD. Wait... That IS what you wanted, right?
I wish I wasn't so nervous about tonight. emo
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Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 10:19 am
Granted, now you are the person with the least amount of inhibitions and you go completly wild. Good luck, and remeber about those after night drugs.
I wish I wasn't sick anymore.
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Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 6:43 pm
granted. You instantly get better. And then seconds after you come down with a horrible flu that leaves you in bed for several weeks.
i wish i had a friend who could accept me for being atheist.
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:00 am
Granted, you are now surrounded by hundreds of stray cats that follow you whever you go.
I wish my best friend cared what he did to me, and would stop being an a**.
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:31 am
Granted. Your friend is now your new pet turtle.
I wish my team sports gym class actually did team sports.
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 2:14 pm
granted, welcome to the wonderful world of vouge dancing...
i wish people would tell me whats going on and not leave me guessing.
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:11 pm
Granted. Now you know EVERYTHING that goes on, and your head explodes.
I wish I had superpowers.
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:02 pm
Granted you have the power to melt your own skin, but it won't heal back.
I wish I had all my favorite songs on my ipod
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:14 am
Granted, but your volume is stuck on 'HOLY s**t THAT'S LOUD!' and within the first two seconds, your head asplodes.
I wish I wish I was a fish.
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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:45 am
Granded and now the deaf Lyo gets to eat you for her next meal...or a bigger fish gets you...
I wish... I could play the guitar...
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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:47 pm
Granted. You become insanely talented at playing the guitar, the next Hendrix almost.
And then playing the guitar is made illegal.
I wish i knew why my nose hurt.
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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:15 pm
Granted. You know why. But you need to go to the hospital to get it removed, except when they send you the bill, you end up not having enough money to afford food and so now your tummy hurts. And you die. At least your nose is better.
I wish men (and sometimes women) would stop IMing me thinking that just cause I'm a female online that all I want to do is sex chat with people. thats very annoying. Bad. No! No!
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