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 Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:40 pm
ATOM: Oh waiter, can I have an extra napkin please?
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:52 pm
Heh.
I also like the Zatanna "niarb edolpxe" strategy. domokun
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 10:05 pm
*lures him into bed, and after an intense round of love making he gets up to take a squirt.*
BATS: Hold that thought toots.
*She gets angry and starts channel surfing, waiting for his return. Settles on a rerun of Xena.*
BATS: Ok babe, tell me how much you love me.
*Passes gas*
ZATANNA: Oh, just the thought of being with you makes me want to say niarb..,
BATS: Hold that thought butter cup, I gotta take a dump.
*Sound of a toilet flushing.*
BATS: Turn it to ESPN babe.
*Angrily flips the channel.*
ZATANNA: Do you even care what I have to say?
*Watches yesterday's scores.*
BATS: Huh? Oh yeah, yeah sure.
ZATANNA: niarb..,
BATS: Oh man, how'd the Lakers lose int the finals? I owe Jon Jonz $20!
ZATANNA: Goddammit Bruce! Will you shut up and listen to me for a minute?!
BATS: What is so all-fire important that you have to interrupt ESPN?
ZATANNA: (Spits it out really fast) niarb edolpxe!!!
mother f*****
*Due to the sudden unleashing of the words, and given Batman's divided attention, only half of his brain explodes.*
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2004 6:22 am
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2004 8:06 am
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2004 8:18 am
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2004 11:55 am
I haven't comitted suicide yet today!
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:37 pm
Is somebody grumpy today?
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:56 pm
On three hours of sleep? I think I'm entitled. wink
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2004 1:00 pm
*Flies around the mansion grounds spooking pidgeons.*
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2004 1:05 pm
*Tries to calm the pigeons.*
Get back here ya stupid... ahh forget it!
*Goes back inside for her daytime soaps.*
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2004 1:18 pm
*Watches the pidgeons crap on the quinjet in fear.* eek
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2004 1:23 pm
Don't even think about it, General Hospital is coming on!
JARVIS!
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2004 9:24 pm
*Lies down in the couch and sleeps*
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2004 9:37 pm
*Walks in humming the theme from 2001, bangs the drum beat out on garbage can lids.*
Hellsight© Hellsight© Hellsight©!
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