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 Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:58 pm
Tenzil Kem I SMELL LEGAL LOOPHOLE! *sets his briefcase down on the counter, opens it...and pulls out a screwdriver sandwich* What? High-class lawyers need dinner too. domokun Want a drink...since I'm being forced to bartend here.....in a dress. Could that be sexual harassment, Tenz?
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:03 pm
Well, sure! Upstanding booze establishments don't take patrons, doll them up all pretty and make them serve drinks with no prior notice! It's shady! It's unethical! It's a crime against the universe for legs that hairy to wear fishnets! domokun
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:09 pm
Ah....what's your fee? To take the case?
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:18 pm
Wow, someone's offering to pay me to take their case? I had to bribe Polar Boy with a replica Legion ring before he'd let me defend him in court!
Erm, I mean...here are my rates. Note that if I have to time-travel there is an 15% chronality due, as well as having all of my meals and travel expenses paid. domokun
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:24 pm
Hmmm.....well I am a reserve member of the Avengers so Jarvis can make you all meals. He's really good. I'm guessing that we have a legal defense fund after the time Vision was sured when he accidently phased through a high school girls locker room.
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:46 pm
The solution isn't to sue. It's to wax. wink
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:50 pm
*wanders in, tail slumped* Evening all.
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:51 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:55 pm
Chris Powell Hmmm.....well I am a reserve member of the Avengers so Jarvis can make you all meals. He's really good. I'm guessing that we have a legal defense fund after the time Vision was sured when he accidently phased through a high school girls locker room. Sprood, I can eat ANYTHING. You can't bribe me with food. If it's going to be the Devil versus Mr. Kem and I have to take time away from the time-consuming process of finding the guy who blew up an entire planet to end a war, it's gotta be worth that time. domokun
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:11 pm
*makes chocolate chip and pomegranite ice cream sundaes*
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:28 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:17 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:30 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:35 pm
Just a drop in.
Catching up on my Wildstorm and filling out applications. xp
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:35 pm
Well hello there. Who might you be?
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