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I go out of town sunday and won't be back tell wensday, I'll have no computer the entire time. Ultima will have control of Fischig, but his death doesn't happen untill I get back. As for ambushing the newlyweds Ultima can handle it when it happens and if he wan'ts help Reaper can help if she wants.

I don't know about my character. I mean she is being healed..but..i'm being a lazy bum XP

Sorry, I'm out of available persona.

Really? Our DM has many things like that, the most famous being the Lazy DM's Strong Enemy Spell, where instead of looking up a real spell or ability the enemy might have and use, he grabs a handful of the nearest dice, and the roll of all of them, usually with at least one d20, is how much damage you take. We're all level 4. His other thing is whenever you enter a bar, regardless of your intentions, or what you say you do, you roll a dice. If you get and 18+ you don't drink anything, but if you take more than twenty seconds real time saying what you're doing, without leaving the bar, you roll again. Once you roll less, you roll to see how drunk you get, assuming you drink for one random reason or another, and keep rolling until you pass out. He has other, more sadistic things, but he uses them for specific people instead of all of us, and yes, they're sadistic, not just annoying like that. If he wasn't so darn funny, we'd hate him.

Well do you bleed only comes into play when your at 0 or bellow, roll the d20 1 or 2 you stabalize and don't take any more damage, fail that take 1 point damage untill -10 where you're dead.

I hate dungeons and dragons Whenever I play I don't get the jokes and I'm lost... gonk

Wow, i wish i had people that played D&D around me. I'm missing out so much. crying

I only got to play it twice, I was a druid, Big surprise . . . rolleyes

I was a half orc wizard, was eventually going to multi class in barbarian, was holding out tell he got fireball, right before it we ended that campaign.
Of course it was hell of an end. I destroy a building all by myself, set a bunch of oils on the ground then toss in alchemist fires. Simply lovely, throw in a few magic items in the other room that cooked off. Two story building sank into the basement. And my guy got an old must drape for a cloak. Not as fun as when the Fighter and I where going to dance around naked and paint blood on our bodies. That was a fun time.