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 Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:29 pm
Evening old man. *snickers to herself*
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:34 pm
*Gives Greer a smack on her keister with my cane.*
In my day, us old folks got treated with respect, and didn't get snickered at girls with tails in bikinis.
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:36 pm
*smirks* And how long have you been wanting to do that? *giggles*
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:47 pm
*Waves cane around.*
Saucy little whipper-snapper!
Why I remember what the times were tough, the broads were losse, and nookie was hard to come by.
*Wheezes.*
It was the winter of '57 and I was doctor at the college of William and Mary. One day was comely young co-ed comes into my office and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me! I have a rash in the shape of 'V' on my breast!"
And so I examined it. "How did this happen?" I inquired.
"Well," she said, "my boyfriend goes to the University of Virginia and when we make love it's tradition that he keeps his letterman jacket on." So I gave her some ointment and sent her on her way.
*Wheezes.*
The next week another lovely young co-ed comes to my office. "Doctor, Doctor! You have to help me! I have a rash in the shape of a 'T' on my breast!"
And so i examined it. "How did this happen?" I asked
"Well," she replies, "My borfriend goes to Tech and when we make love it's tradition that he keep his letterman jacket on." And so i gave her some ointment and sent her on her way.
*Coughs. Wheezes.*
The next week, another co-ed comes into my office and says "Doctor, you've got to help me! There's a rash in the shape of a 'W' on my breast!"
"Let me guess," I responded, "You're boyfriend goes to Wesleyian, right?"
"No," she said, "but my girlfriend goes to Madison."
*Coughs and wheezes.*
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:50 pm
I see you're a dirty old farty.
We'll get along just fine. 3nodding heart
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:56 pm
*Coughs, hacks, falls over.*
Gumball.
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:07 pm
*giggles at you*
So, can I get you anything, gramps?
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:08 pm
I could whip up dinner. domokun
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:17 pm
Chicken fettuccine alfredo with broccoli and garlic bread please. Oh! And an iced green tea. 3nodding heart
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:19 pm
*puts on his handy-dandy futuristic Chef hat*
Do you want a salad to start off? domokun
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:21 pm
*Flies in.*
Hi everyone! biggrin
*Sees Jaeger lying on the floor.*
Oooo, how'd he get so old? Is it 'Dream Sequence Jaeger'?
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:22 pm
Yes. With poppy seed dressing please.
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:24 pm
*dashes up the romaine with shredded mozzerella and croutons, and adds a dash of fresh-ground pepper before adding the dressing*
You see, this is why MY stuff is under lock and key. I have all the good stuff. Even I'm afraid of some of the things Remy has in the fridge. biggrin omo:
*slides the bowl down the bar to Greer*
Anything for the lovely green lass?
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:24 pm
Evening Megan.
He's always been old. *giggles*
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:26 pm
Greer Nelson Evening Megan.
He's always been old. *giggles*
True, but usually not this decrepid.
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