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 Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:01 pm
No, that's Wormwood's. His women are of a considerably more feminine quality than I am.
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:01 pm
::Lois turns to Piper::
If you'd like to give me the story, I'll treat us to some coffee and something to eat
::She flashes a brilliant smile::
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:04 pm
Hmph...
*continues to search the store for anything new*
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:05 pm
It's not much of a story, Lois. In fact, I'm probably going to keep this little chapter out of my life story rock opera....that is if I ever go back to being myself and aren't stuck looking like this for the rest of my life...
I don't remember the last three days, but when I woke up, my ankle was sprained, my place wrecked, and oh yeah, I was SUDDENLY A WOMAN.
In case you haven't deduced it yet, I'm the Pied Piper, Lois.
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:07 pm
Hartley Rathaway
In case you haven't deduced it yet, I'm the Pied Piper, Lois.*raises an eyebrow and turns around slllllowly*
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:08 pm
::rests an elbow on the back of the couch, hand on his temple and wiggles the fingers of his other hand at Achilles::
Yo.
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:10 pm
eek
::Lois pulls out her notebook and starts writing::
That's just awful, Piper. I'd ask Clark to help, but without knowing what caused your transformation, it's difficult to treat.
:Lois taps her pen on her chin thoughtfully::
I've also heard rumors of an explosion?
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:11 pm
*creeps closer to the 'new" Piper and looks 'her' over with a critical eye*
By the dark gods....
*grabs Hartley by the head and tilts her back to get a closer look*
IS THIS ANOTHER TRICK OF THAT WHORE CIRCE!?!?
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:12 pm
Yup, the jukebox blew up at the Bistro last night and took Batman with it. Wally said he watched the tapes of it, so if you go to the Bistro maybe you can see it happen in glorious living color too.
On top of that, Red here-
::points at Hellboy::
Has amnesia, we're all pretty sure Brainiac 5 is missing, and the burglar alarm went off her this morning and we can't figure out why.
::gets grabbed by Achilles::
HEY!!
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:12 pm
*starts humming Dude Looks Like a Lady*
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:13 pm
::Lois writes very quickly in her notebook::
So.. Batman was blown up in the Bistro, Hellboy has amnesia, you're a woman, Querl is missing..
:She pauses::
Wait.. BRUCE? Is he...?
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:14 pm
*releases Piper and takes a step back, the signs of his infamous anger beginning to surface*
What. Madness. Is. THIS!
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:15 pm
Can everyone please stop saying "Hellboy"? *mutters angrily into his tea*Achilles the Warkiller *creeps closer to the 'new" Piper and looks 'her' over with a critical eye* By the dark gods.... *grabs Hartley by the head and tilts her back to get a closer look* IS THIS ANOTHER TRICK OF THAT WHORE CIRCE!?!?
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:16 pm
Oh dear lord.
::facepalms. Hard::
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:17 pm
l-lellboy Can everyone please stop saying "Hellboy"? *mutters angrily into his tea*Achilles the Warkiller *creeps closer to the 'new" Piper and looks 'her' over with a critical eye* By the dark gods.... *grabs Hartley by the head and tilts her back to get a closer look* IS THIS ANOTHER TRICK OF THAT WHORE CIRCE!?!? Back off Spawn of Hades! I was merely inspecting him...her...him....by the gods I am confused!
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