Here are some examples of the types of comments my roommate has made so far while watching the Dark Knight:
When Harvey's chair falls over. A chair he is TIED TO, she said, "Oh, I would've sat up."
Are you kidding me? You would've.. just sat up? While being tied to the chair? Without the use of your hands or legs or anything, you would've sat up, just like that?
During some random scene of chaos: "I'd build me a hole under my house, and stock up on canned foods!"
And I say, "Really? That fast, in just one day?"
"OH YEAH."
Then I gave up on talking to her. It's obviously not possible to build a hole under your house and stock up on foods in just one day, and it's not logical to just live under there forever, which is what she was saying.
When the Joker's falling and Batman catches him: "I'd be there just kicking him in da face."
...wtf. I hate you.
She ruins every movie I watch. Every show I watch. With her stupid constant commentary.
Apparently, she can never die. And she could escape impossible situations with ease, no matter what the situation is.
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