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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:37 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:39 pm
Thanks. Looks like it could use some salt, though.
*sprinkles some on. The tentacles start writhing*
How many creds you wanna bet this thing tastes like chicken? domokun
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:40 pm
If by chicken, you mean slime covered eldritch horror, then I'm not taking that bet.
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:41 pm
No, I mean chicken. It's the Universal Standard Taste Comparison Point. There's actually a numerical scale that allows you to pinpoint exactly how much something does and doesn't taste like chicken. domokun
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:46 pm
Hm...I'd rate this thing actually at about a 23 on the USTCP scale. Good thing for me you didn't take that bet. domokun
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:46 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:49 pm
Technically, the age I live in and the age you live in are a millenium apart.
You should take heart, though. In the future, pants are far less the norm then they are in your era. Many of my best friends consider pants fully optional. domokun
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:54 pm
Too bad I don't live long enough to see the future. Stupid freakin' Black Flame... crying
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:56 pm
How permanant is being dead for the Homunculistic? Wouldn't it be wise for your team just to keep a car battery and some jumper cables in the many pockets in their flowey coats? domokun
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:02 pm
I shall live forever...prepping for it of course. ninja
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:04 pm
I can guarantee that actually won't happen. domokun
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:04 pm
Oh, no... I'm not just dead. I'm dead and smashed into a good and plenty number of little pieces.
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:06 pm
Sounds to me like you have an Unsafe Work Environment lawsuit on your hands. May I leave my card? domokun
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:11 pm
Don't think I didn't try. Stupid courts count it as "destruction of property" instead of "wrongful death". scream
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:14 pm
*stalks in on a cell phone*
the price is five hundred thousand, got it? Now, don't bother me again unless it's to confirm payment!
*closes phone and shoves in pocket*
Moron...
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