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 Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:54 am
Me to him not a liver but wurst
Been much better off as a still birth
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:55 am
Big let down unparalleled
Like the last episode of "Seinfeld"
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:56 am
Or Jack Lemmon in "Glengarry Glen Ross"
Pepsi Challenge took it lost
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:58 am
Just fizzed out with my wires crossed
Buttons pushed but never went off
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:59 am
Like Martha I will self-destruct
The name's Dunnstock it's not Dumptruck
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:00 am
Just cursed as ******** with no such luck
My future plans include not much
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:00 am
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin' more than me
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin' more than me
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin' more than me
Always gonna be always gonna be always gonna always gonna be
Most likely to suck
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:02 am
Wanna be a Ghostbuster
First black President, owner of "Hustler"
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:04 am
Got shot down like Larry Flynt
Felt like s**t like a bowel movement
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:05 am
Have you seen my will to live?
Because I seem to have lost it
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:07 am
Lovelife? No but Mom thinks I'm handsome
Couldn't get off if I held a pimp for ransom
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:09 am
Feel like Jimmy Stewart no one sees my Harvey
Toxic Shock Syndrome gets more girls than me
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:10 am
Like Pee Wee Herman spermin' I can
See the future in the palm of my hand
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:12 am
Psychic Friends, Network loser
Large phone bill in my very near future
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:12 am
Dealt nothing and bluffing hard
Playing poker with a joker and some Uno cards
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