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 Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 5:57 pm
Let's not go that far, bub.
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 6:09 pm
Hey, man. You're the one who made it disgusting.
I wanted it to be beautiful. Like wings torn from a majestic butterfly.
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 6:13 pm
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 6:20 pm
I'm going to first say: Aw...then..point and laugh.. 3nodding ninja
..as for now though..I might as well go.. sad ....
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 6:23 pm
You think -you're- going to be sick, Rockman? neutral
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 6:24 pm
Well, that was a strange way to start off the day in this room... well, I take that back, I was in here earlier, when it was normal... xd
Anyone still around?
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 6:25 pm
Sickhead Xi'terrose *stumbles in and falls face-first on to a couch* NO! *walks over to his fallen love, holds his head in his arms, and slowly kneels forward to plant the kiss of life on this fallen soldier's lips.* *walks in* eek *walks out*
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 6:26 pm
RedRoseAya Sickhead Xi'terrose *stumbles in and falls face-first on to a couch* NO! *walks over to his fallen love, holds his head in his arms, and slowly kneels forward to plant the kiss of life on this fallen soldier's lips.* *walks in* eek *walks out* ditto.....
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 6:28 pm
If this makes you sick, wait until you see the real world.
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 6:29 pm
The real world's sick enough. That's why I come on gaia to escape...that and Enterprise is being annoyingly "To Be Continued...."ish.
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 6:31 pm
Yeah, I hate when they do that.
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 6:32 pm
Kira Ani McGrath lymelady The Babel fish is small, yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy not from its carrier but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish. Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as the final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes something like this: `I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, `for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.' `But,' says Man, `The Babel fish is a dead give-away, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.' `Oh dear,' says God, `I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanished in a puff of logic. `Oh, that was easy,' says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing. Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys, but that didn't stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his best- selling book Well That About Wraps It Up For God. Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation *blink* Okay, that is just weird. =_o; no, compared to the rest of the series, that was about as normal as an english muffin. The guy was weird. He was too young for Monty Python, I think, but he hung out with them sometimes....the joke is that he's so weird even Monty Python couldn't handle him.
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 6:33 pm
Sickhead If this makes you sick, wait until you see the real world. Wait, aren't we living in the real world, or is this all just a dream.....?
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 6:34 pm
RedRoseAya Sickhead If this makes you sick, wait until you see the real world. Wait, aren't we living in the real world, or is this all just a dream.....? *grabs a bucket of dry ice and fans smog all over the room* *Twilight Zone music plays*
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 6:42 pm
Kira Ani McGrath RedRoseAya Sickhead If this makes you sick, wait until you see the real world. Wait, aren't we living in the real world, or is this all just a dream.....? *grabs a bucket of dry ice and fans smog all over the room* *Twilight Zone music plays* *sings the Twilight Zone song* domokun
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