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 Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 9:21 pm
*thinks*.. I got one!!
Cloud: *jumps up and down on his head*
Tifa: Hey Cloud? How do you do that?
Cloud: What?
Tifa: Jump on your head.
Cloud: You gotta have strong neck muscles.
Tifa: Anything else?
Cloud: Yah, a puppet master with string connected to all your body parts that's very strong and can lift you up and down. *points at Cait Sith and Barrett on a bridge just above Cloud's feet*
Cait Sith: HEY!! You're supposed to be doing this by yourself!!!
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:03 pm
*Scene after Aeris was stabbed*
Cloud: Why did it have to be Aeris?!?!? It Should have been Barret!!!
Barret: But...But*slowly puts head down and cries* I tought we were bests fwiends.
Cloud: because Cid is cool, Nanaki has a tail, Vincent is sexy, Yuffie's a ninja, Cait Sith is a kitty, and Tifa has boobies.
Barret: he he he he he he he. You said boobies!
Cloud and Barret: he he he he he he he he
Cloud:come to think of it... I hate cats
Cait Sith: crying
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:04 pm
Cloud:aerith, tifa,i coming out of the closet.
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 3:37 pm
s0ul caper~ *Scene after Aeris was stabbed* Cloud: Why did it have to be Aeris?!?!? It Should have been Barret!!! Barret: But...But*slowly puts head down and cries* I tought we were bests fwiends. Cloud: because Cid is cool, Nanaki has a tail, Vincent is sexy, Yuffie's a ninja, Cait Sith is a kitty, and Tifa has boobies. Barret: he he he he he he he. You said boobies! Cloud and Barret: he he he he he he he he Cloud:come to think of it... I hate cats Cait Sith: crying yes....vincent is very sexy xd heart
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 9:44 am
Barret: "Yo yo yo niggas!!! check out mah blingbling biiiitches! yo s**t cloud, dude wanna get wit it and break dance homie?
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 9:51 am
Aeris: and then he said like oh my gawd!"
Tifa: and then he like totally looked at me, and said, like, oh my gawd!"
Aeris: no no no no, he was like, hey,
Tifa: and then he totally checked you out sista!"
Both: AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Yuffie: "SHUT UP!"
Tifa: like, whats wrong Yuff?
Yuffie: you two are giving me the worst headache! i hate you two.
Both: CLOUUUUUUUUUUUUD! she like is saying like meanie things to us, like thats like, so uncoooool!"
Cloud: I have to agree with her.
Both: waaaaaaaaah
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 12:38 pm
(end of the game.)
Sephiroth: *smileing continually.* bye now, bye bye, bye, buh bye, seyah, bye, bye, bye bye, bye, bye now, buh bye, bye, goodbye, bye, bye, bye, goodbye, buh bye, buh bye now, bye, bye, bye, are they gone now? did they leave? can i stop smiling now?they are? good. jeeze my face is gunna get stuck like this if i dont take a brake. what do you say guys a little brake? really? thanks. phew. *Walks off as the screen as it blacks out.*
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 1:36 pm
(at the very end of the game after you beat Safer Sephiroth)
Sephiroth: *standing at the center of the Lifestream, yelling at the producer* Hey, is he coming yet?! I can't just stand here with no coat on you know! My skin is quite sensitive!
(Cloud falls down and the fight begin, then after using Omnislash...)
Sephiroth: *stumbles away* Cut! Where are my stunt doubles!?
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:41 pm
Lunar_Angel *cid and barret singing on the highwind* Both: dont rock the blimp Barret: dont rock the blimp baby Both: dont rock the blimp Cid: dont tip the blimp over *cloud walks in* cloud: eek ..... *cloud backs slowly inside again*
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 6:06 pm
*barret, cloud, cid all sitting around a round table like off of that '70's show'*
Cid: so cloud why did you choose Tifa over Aeris?
Barret: ya she's just a stuckup. now amagin your on an island
~~dream sequence~~
Tifa: Jez Cloud look what you did. look at this, i can't beleave you accually flew the tiny bronco right into that cliff atop this island. *looks down then back up* god Cloud these coconuts don't match this grass skirt at all and my hair is a mess. *puts hands on boobs and wiggles them around a bit* We need to get off this island these coconuts are too small and another thing...
~~ End dream sequence ~~
Cloud: well maybe you would like to know what i like about her
~~dream sequence~~
Tifa: Cloud look...ignore... *looks down then up* God cloud these coconuts ... ignore... *puts hands on boobs and wiggles them around a bit* ...ignore...
~~End dream sequence~~
Cid and Barret: Dam! your right she is HOT!
Cloud just smiles and nods
((gotta love that 70's show))
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 3:27 pm
Career Advisor: Well...hmmm...lets see Mr. Sephiroth. For a man of your talents we only have two jobs. You could either own a business or become a sick minded b*****d of a villain with a long a** sword.
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:57 am
s0ul caper~ Career Advisor: Well...hmmm...lets see Mr. Sephiroth. For a man of your talents we only have two jobs. You could either own a business or become a sick minded b*****d of a villain with a long a** sword. Hmmm.... I like the idea of being a buisness man... then I won't get red spots in my precious silver hair!! *pets his long a** hair that be hard as rocks*
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 5:34 am
omg i got to get my nails done xd
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:22 pm
Deaths Apprentice s0ul caper~ Career Advisor: Well...hmmm...lets see Mr. Sephiroth. For a man of your talents we only have two jobs. You could either own a business or become a sick minded b*****d of a villain with a long a** sword. Hmmm.... I like the idea of being a buisness man... then I won't get red spots in my precious silver hair!! *pets his long a** hair that be hard as rocks* but then again my short temper may lead to my emotional breakdown at the first sign of a stock decline id better go with villain
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:27 pm
Taylor_Highwind Lunar_Angel *cid and barret singing on the highwind* Both: dont rock the blimp Barret: dont rock the blimp baby Both: dont rock the blimp Cid: dont tip the blimp over *cloud walks in* cloud: eek ..... *cloud backs slowly inside again* thankyou
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