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 Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:46 pm
Granted, but now you must take 5 AP Physics classes.
I wish that my cats didn't keep getting eaten by wild animals, or anything, for that matter, until they die.
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 1:25 pm
Granted, but now the wild animals all gang up on you and eat you instead.
I wish I had more Dr. Pepper =D
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:35 pm
Granted, and you will forever have an endless supply of Dr. Pepper. But someone screwed up and always puts in way to much sugar, And it only takes three years for the affects on your gastric lining to become deadly. And if you live through it, you will have to suffer through AA meetings for addictive drinkers and worse than saying "strawberry kiwi brought you down", is having to say Dr. pepper did. So agian if your not beaten up...good luck.
I wish i lived closer to all my friends.
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:03 pm
Wish granted. You now live within a mile of all your friends. unfortunatly, the city wont accept your check to pay for the water bill, and you can take a shower for months. The smells gets to every one of your friends, and they all leave you, friendless and stinky.
and then they accept your check.
I wish i was all of the other religions supreme beings, all wrapped into one person.
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:47 pm
Granted, you no longer exist. Welcome to the life of us imaginary people!
I wish my brother would stop trying to kill my puppy. (No killing the puppy =O)
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Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:09 pm
oh crap. i kinda walked into that one, didnt i.. ><. it works on non-atheist threads much better xD
Granted. Your brother stops trying to kill your puppy, but all the harm he has inflicted upon it causes its heart to stop.
I wish some form of supreme being would come down from the heavens and prove every one wrong, so we have to start over with a completely new religion. Only this time we have pictures and books and movies all with him in it, so it can be proved.
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:15 pm
Granted, but like very bad teen horror flick, It was all a dream! BUT YOU THINK IT REALLY HAPPENED! you spend the rest of yourt life being laughed at, untill your family kindly hides you away in an asylum like enviroment.
i wish i could go to Yale, and not be stuck going to a community college.
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:02 am
wish granted.
Thru some mysterious mistake, all of yales funding [or a large portion of it] is taken by the government! 3/4 of the faculty quit, and yale ends up being 00 smaller, because they had to sell most everything to get the funds back.
You could get a better education at a community college.
i wish i had so many pillows i could bury myself in them when i sleep, and still be alive when im under them.
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:50 am
Granted.
But by some freak chance, when you're under them, something else comes along and stabs you.
Botching that, the universe decides to play a prank on you and spits you out from under the pillows. They kill you anyway.
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:56 pm
roflcopters.
you didnt have a wish, so i couldnt corrupt it because this is all i do..
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:00 am
With out saying "I wish" your silent wish that someone had wished and that some one wished you would be quite. So your mouth fuses together like a bad horror movie. Now you you can't talk and all your food and drink is ingested through a tube in your nose.
I wish that the american dollor still had more value then the GBP.
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 6:10 pm
Granted, but now the GBP is worthless, so the American dollar actually got worse. (Love the siggy Banryuu =P)
I wish the crazy guy who lives down the street would stop calling the cops on me and my brother because he thinks we're stealing his garden gnomes stare
(No, we did NOT steal them. I'm terrified of garden gnomes crying )
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 4:00 pm
Who in their right minds has garden gnomes anyways? And wish granted, he no longer calls the cops on you but thats only because the garden gnomes came to life and ate your face, you little lying liar thief.
I wish my spelling wasn't so bad today. Seriously, I keep having to erase and rewrite at least one word in every sentence. Yikes.
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:15 am
Granted. But it's horrible every other day of your entire life.
I wish this wish could not be corrupted.
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:57 am
Granted. But you didnt wish for anything, so its a wasted un-corruptable wish.
i wish i knew why i was depressed.
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