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 Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:13 pm
Not so much what he said, as what he did today after a performance in an assembly...
He walked up behind Newbie (freshman baritone, who was sitting next to me...not my choice...) and flicked him in the back of the head.
Newbie was just like 'You're a psychopath...>_<;'
Then Hartmetz got some other guy to flick Newbie again and he was just like 'WTF go away'
XDD
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:51 pm
*insert long discussion on why we're not swimming in Disney here*
James: *out of time when we start to play*
H: JAMES! If you don't watch me in Disney, I swear, after I take my bows at the end, I will come back there and THROW YOU IN THE LAKE!
Kyle: ...Hartmetz, that kinda breaks your 'No Swimming at all' rule.
H: *insert evil glare at Kyle here*
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:10 pm
Ours said your instruments are people... Just screaming "finger me FINGER ME SWIFTLY"
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:30 pm
These are all really funny rofl
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:55 pm
(Sorry for posting a lot...he says really funny things every class. XDD)
H: Any more questions?
JoEllen: Yeah, what do we do if we have to exercise for sports on the trip?
H: Oh, I could run with you guys for a mile or two...*sees the 'OMG NO' faces*...or you could do sit-ups and push ups in your rooms. I figured you'd all do that anyway 'cause you're SO BUFF...*total sarcasm*
James (AKA: flabbiest tuba player on the planet): *walks in to turn in a form*
H: Oh, speaking of buff...hi, James. XD
James: X3 *walks out having no idea why Hartmetz said that*
Neil: *flexing*
H: Right, Neil, show off your guns to Mari.
Mari: X_X
Me: *muttering* He must be out of ammunition, there's nothing to show off.
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:18 pm
For FBA District Festival earlier this year, we had this painfully easy grade-one piece called "Little Brazil Suite" and one of the movements was called "Capelina de Malão". Our BD researched what it meant, which was "Chapel of Melons". He told us that the next day and now we have the inside joke of "let's worship some honeydew!"
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:43 pm
So we have 2 band directors, and during marching season, Mr. V was talking to the guard about eye contact. So he starts in on this example:
"You all are too young to remember the Clinton administration, but he used to do something really cool. What was it Mr. J, was it your mom?"
What he meant to say was that Clinton would hold eye contact of one person in the audience to grasp their attention, and that he held eye contact with Mr. J's mother, but we all couldn't stop laughing because now we all joke about how Clinton did Mr. J's mom.
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:43 pm
Haha we were playing a jazzy piece, and our BD Mr. Bossé told us to "play sexier!"
And he also taught the advanced instrumental music class I was in, and we were talking about diminished songs, and he went to the kayboard and played "Mary had a little lamb" naturally, then changed the music to diminished and sang out "Mary's lamb got hit my a car." Hahahaha we never stop talking about it! xD
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:25 pm
Hartmetz: Ok, so, we need two people to hold the banner for the parade.
Kristen: I'll do it...
Hartmetz: ...ok, we need another person, 'cause she can't hold a two-person banner by herself.
Me *already playing cymbals for the parade against my will*: XD I'll do it!
Boyfriend: *knows I hate cymbals and can't stop laughing*
Hartmetz: *didn't hear at all what I said and thinks he doesn't want to know, so he ignores this entirely* Eh, we'll find someone....maybe the other band'll have people who aren't lazy like you guys..>_>
It was hilarious...but, maybe you had to be there? XD
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:32 pm
Today, my BD had a clarinet out (he doesn't play clarinet) and he was trying to get these really high notes, but kept being corrected by the clarinet players.
BD: "Is this the note?"
Clarinet Player: "No wait, it's right pinky down! Not left pinky!"
BD: "Are you sure? I really thought it was left pinky . . ."
It was just funny seeing our all-powerful band directed not knowing clarinet notes . .
Then also with the clarinet, he said something like - "I'll be Trevor and Omar!" (Two trumpet players who play at unnaturally loud levels, and compete regulary to be the loudest.) "Wait . . do I have to compete with myself for loudness? I'll play this note loud. . now louder . . now louder . ."
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 6:38 pm
My BD is going to be a dad again soon, and he was writing an e-mail to one of his friends. They think that it's a girl and he ended up writing
She..it
Then realized what he wrote: Sheit (say it with a hick accent if you don't get it!)
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:32 pm
He hasn't said anything funny but this one time he got so mad he threw his baton across the room! blaugh
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:49 pm
Hartmetz: *walking with all of us after the parade*
Me: Ya know, H, you were right for once: Cymbals were kinda fun. XD
Hartmetz: See? I told you--'for once'? Oh, gee, THANKS.
Me: XD Anytime.
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Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:36 pm
Gipson: Okay, time to play Lassus Trombone. Everyone, remember to play it lightly. Not like Wicked, which is dark and heavy and grrrr.
xD
That grrrr got me.
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Pyramid Head In The Attic
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:19 am
Hartmetz: Now...*voice cracks* clariinets....what the...*clears throat* That was weird...anyway, clarinets, stop squeaking. You're messing everyone up.
Everyone: o_0;;;
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