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 Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2004 8:34 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 6:50 pm
No one posted in the mansion all day!? eek
Good thing I'm here to save it!
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 8:32 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 8:41 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 8:43 pm
No, just gimmie your hat. wink Sup, Static? Howz trix?
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 8:48 pm
*gives you Batman's hat* That should do just fine. Just be careful, he'll manage to snag it from you before the sneeze if given enough prep time.
Otherwise, y'know, trix is trix. Non-JLA status and endless "bang baby... heh, heh, heh..." jokes. You?
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 8:54 pm
*Spits in Bats hat and chuks it quickly out the window.*
Same old same old for the Hell to the Cat today. What's up with the Non-JLA status?
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 8:58 pm
I think it's Kids WB-mandated limbo. XB
How goes the endless quest to find someone who can defeat Batman?
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:01 pm
Dig back into the CD, prolly four or so pages and you'll see a poll, "Batman vs ???" twisted He got his a** kicked pretty good in that one. Other than that, I think I'll have to conjure up something new. Any suggestions?
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:05 pm
Alfred, with the poisoned scone, in the breakfast nook? :B
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:10 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:15 pm
eek
Hmm, what about The Atom? Couldn't he just shirnk, crawl into Batman's ear, disconnect a few wires in his brain, and jump back out?
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:16 pm
Virgil Hawkins eek Hmm, what about The Atom? Couldn't he just shrink, crawl into Batman's ear, disconnect a few wires in his brain, and jump back out?
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:21 pm
With no prep time! Let's say Atom is sick of being pushed around by Bats, and when bats cut in front of him at the buffet line, that was the last straw. So he starts plotting, prepping and training for months on end while still pretending to be Bats friend. Finally the big day comes and he doesn't say a word, catching Bats totally off guard.
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:34 pm
The JLA dining hall. Now. A delicious salad bar for all to enjoy...
...and one to regret. Forever.
Atom: That's right, Batman, go for the ranch dressing. You won't need to worry about calories. Not for long, anyway.
Batman shovels a lone crouton into his mouth, not noticing The Atom amidst the parsley flakes and specks of garlic.
The Atom: *phew* Geez Batman, a billionaire without breath mints? Tsk.
Climbing up through Batman's sinuses, traversing cranial caverns, The Atom reaches Batman's brain. Rubbing his hands together, The Atom plots his course, planting dozens of tiny bombs along his cerebral cortex.
Batman: Are these heirloom tomatoes? Ah, luxury!
Back inside Batman's head, we find The Atom back in Batman's nose, affixing a small detonation device to a clump of nose hair.
The Atom: According to my calculations, Batman's next sneeze will cause the detonation device to strike his nasal passages, setting off the charges. Mwa... mwa ha... mwahahahaha!
And with a casual reah of his arm, The atom tickles Batman's nasal passages, beginning... the end.
Batman: Ah... ah... ah...
CHOO!
Riding the wave of Batman's final, fatal sneeze, The Atom floats to the safety of the sneeze guard as Batman collapses to the floor, dead.
The Atom: I told ya, Kyle. You owe me five bucks!
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