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 Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 4:57 pm
Wish Granted. But you end up becoming lactose and tolerant
I wish I had a pet Dragon
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 5:01 pm
Granted but it kills you
I wish i could get out of this house.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:04 pm
Granted, but you walk right into a bus.
I wish my dog would stop wandering around and just pee already.
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 12:20 am
Granted but then he pees on you.
I wish that i was poor.
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:01 am
granted and now your messed up for life so i need not ruin anything
i wish i could speak fluent chinese with a hint of french and just maybe a bit of german (enough to annoy my teachers xD)
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:05 am
Granted, but you forget how to speak english and now no one can understand you.
I wish I could breathe underwater.
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:09 am
Granted but you forgot how to breathe air
I wish I had wings...xD
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 1:51 pm
Granted, but they are broken and can't fly, as well as you forgot how to walk.......(ouch)
I wish, I could live forever
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 2:55 pm
Granted but everyone else that you know and love dies within minutes.
I wish my headache would go away.
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 3:21 pm
granted, but your whole body aches...
i wish that i get that promotion..
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:35 pm
granted. But then you get fired.
I wish i could go take a shower.
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:25 pm
granted, but there's no shampoo
i wish i was eating chocolate-covered strawberries...
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:17 pm
Granted. But the strawberry are really old.
I wish I wasn't sick
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:53 pm
granted, now you have a terrible migrane
i wish i could meet country music star Reba McEntire
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:56 pm
Granted, but it turns out she's a b***h and her security guard throws you out.
I wish I could find my brush.
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