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"Well. When you put it that way."

Hiroku sailormoonpoofs into a skimpy bathing suit and throws hearts and bubbles at Aurora.

"Yeah. So we should find him and ask him where the bathroom where he probably is is."

Bore raises both eyebrows halfway. "What kernel? You probably ate it." He peers around the hallway, trying to remember which bathroom they came out of. The only problem is...."THIS ENTIRE HALLWAY IS NOTHING BUT BATHROOMS!" Bore twitches and begins opening random doors, then shutting them quickly with an odd look in his eye. "Pfft. How could one possibly....?" Bore mutters about three-legged mopeds as he checks several other doors, only to come up empty-handed. "I don't remember there being so many freaking bathrooms the first time we came in here. It's probably all Mie's fault." Bore walks farther and farther down the hallway, until the only thing one can use to distinguish his presence is his frenzied whispering/cursing. "What the...Oof." There's the clunk on the far end of the hallway. Then the sound of something being dragged. Then nothing.

SOT and AOB scratch their heads in perfect synchronicity as they listen to the sounds of Bore being dragged away by the pinochle-hating Blue Meanies and Purple People Eaters.

(Pretend I wasn't lazy and signed onto Aurora's account.)

Aurora poofs Hiroku onto the stage of the Jenny Jones show. Jenny stands on the middle of said stage, complete with the vacant stare that always accompanies her. She grins that twisted grin of hers. "YAH. We're back and...YAH right now we're talking to people with huge secrets that they want to tell a loved one. Our secoooonnnd guest is...Hiroku. Everybody say hi to Hiroku, YAH. So Hiroku. I hear you have........a big secret you wanna tell everybody. One that isn't very nice. No. So Hiroku, what did you wanna say?" Jenny grins at Hiroku, mouthing "CALL ME LATER" when she's sure that the audience isn't paying attention.

One such audience member gets bored and starts an furry orgy in the middle of said audience.

"A-chan? Might that be similar to Hiroku-sempai? If so, by all means let's find A-chan first. I'm sure Bore will be fine. No BMs or PPEs would go anywhere near that frightfull sight." She gestered behind her in the general direction of Bore, who was by this time surrounded by moving wood nimph carving that sperted water at him.

What's Penochle, anyway? =o

The crowd stops their orgy to cheer. Jenny, meanwhile, has stripped off all her clothes and is runnng naked back and forth across the stage. Aurora twitches from her spot in the part of the audience where the orgy isn't occurring. "Bitches", she murmurs as she smooths out her pleather stockings and blows kisses at the camera. "I could make a banana cream pie with my eyes shut."