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 Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:51 pm
Nadian Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE! (My display pic on MSN at the mo)
Procrastinators unite! ... ... tomorrow
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 9:30 am
Becoming a yoga instructor offers the possibilities of a unique teaching position.
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 9:32 am
I went to Egypt to find a chiropractor. I found Cairo, but where's the practor?
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 9:33 am
My hairdresser can be quite rude - He always comes up with a cutting remark.
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 10:24 am
Okami Ameras My hairdresser can be quite rude - He always comes up with a cutting remark.
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 10:44 am
Why can't a Gaian make their gold work for them after they bought a bunch of stuff?
Because their money is spent.
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 10:54 am
Nadian Why can't a Gaian make their gold work for them after they bought a bunch of stuff? Because their money is spent. BaBump-Cha!
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 7:55 am
I used to work for the IRS, but it was just too taxing.
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 2:36 pm
Wikipedia A fight broke out in a kitchen. Egged on by the waiters, two cooks peppered each other with punches. One man, a greasy foie gras specialist, ducked the first blows, but his goose was cooked when the other cold-cocked him. The man who beet him, a weedy salad expert with big cauliflower ears, tried to flee the scene, but was cornered in the maize of tables by a husky off-duty cob. He was charged with a salt and battery. He claims to look forward to the suit, as he's always wanted to be a sous-chef.
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 2:56 pm
Gosh, I don't think we've posted this one yet...
A psychic midget escaped from prison. Police officers were instructed to watch for a small medium at large.
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 2:59 pm
Nadian Gosh, I don't think we've posted this one yet... A psychic midget escaped from prison. Police officers were instructed to watch for a small medium at large. A small medium at large!
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 5:23 pm
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 6:37 pm
Strideo I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me. Hehehe. Reminds me of a similar one: I was walking in the park when I started wondering why frisbees get bigger and bigger when they're heading towards you. Then it hit me. Also, not a joke... this is a real life funny haha... our chiropractor's name is Dr. Poppum.
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 6:56 pm
Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures.
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