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 Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 1:52 pm
No one touches Him!
We are the basic Gray Knights,
They stole our job!
Goooooooooo......
Justicar Alaric.
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Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 2:59 pm
who's that space marine
He's justicar Alaric
bah he's a real prik
Calgar
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Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:33 am
Ultramar's dual fists
Always strike last, that's why his
peeps rock relic blades
Ibram Gaunt
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Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:07 pm
Tanith first for him,
Commissar Colonel Gaunt,
I won't shoot your a**.
The Black Library.
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Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:40 pm
Lost in the webway
Hidden from Ahriman's eyes,
Archive of knowledge
-or-
You'll read till you bleed,
These tales are so damn gory,
You'll puke in our books.
Go Leman Russ MBT!
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:10 am
Good old rust bucket
Crush any under our steel tracks
Tank shock for the win
neutral
Go Ravenor!
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:44 am
Fear my metal box,
It has wicked Psy Cannons,
I am watching you...
Slaanesh.
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:39 pm
Slaanesh? Jason, please.
I'm not gunna touch that one,
Oh wait, I just did.
Ok, fine. Here goes:
The prince of excess,
just pleasure for pleasure's sake
Eats them eldar souls.
Go Exterminatus! Yay!
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:56 pm
This vile world must burn
I see no other choice
Heresy is rife
They had their chances
Now launch the cyclone missile!
No mercy, no respite
We did all we could
May He watch over those down there
Signed, lady Vikki
Gooooooo flash gits!
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:23 pm
DAKKA-DAKKA! *click*
No time ta reload dis gun,
Gimme anuvver!
Don't gimme dat one,
The biggun! That 'uge Snazzgun!
Cost me tonz uv teef!
BLAM! Dis one's big loud!
Keep blastin, boyz! Shoot em dead!
WAAAAAAAAAGH! DAKKA DAKKA!
Nazdreg! Warboss of the bad moonz!
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Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:46 pm
Who might this ork be?
If you are acting vaguely
This thread begets death!
Gooooo hot battle sisters!
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Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 4:17 pm
This darling address
Comes from the journal of a
Beleaguered Guardsman:
Emperor's Graces!
I saw her upon the field,
Bolter clutched to breast
As she prayed in his name.
A cold gust danced down my neck
As I thought of her.
As she rose and turned,
Our eyes met for a moment.
It was one to keep.
That ensnaring light
Of a hardened warrior
Searching for much more.
That night, after mass,
I sought after her in vain.
The sergeant told me
"To not get involved
With any "Bolter Bitches,"
'Cause you'll just end up
With your d**k cut off
And hanging on the wall
Inside of her den."
But it wasn't true.
I knew that he was jealous
Of the form I found.
In cover of night,
I slipped over toward her room.
Well, toward their barracks.
I saw her in the
Window, standing tall, serene,
And fully naked.
Again, our eyes met.
I saw that grim light again,
And knew she beckoned.
With a light step I
Climbed the barracks up toward her.
She stepped close and smiled.
The next morning, I
Went to my sergeant and said,
"Well, you told me wrong.
I saw her last night,
And she didn't chop my d**k.
She just crushed my balls."
The War in Heaven
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:23 am
What is this event?
Way to kill a thread there Paul!
Easy does it 'round here!
Go noble space marine, go!
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:17 pm
Bolters at the fore
Battle brothers at my back
For the Emperor!
The Imperial Guard
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:11 pm
Fight for the Emp'ror,
Die for his one holy name
We are his hammer.
Go...Swooping Hawks
I am not to blame
For the death of this thread, kids.
I'm not your scapegoat.
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