WALLY IS A WOMAN!?
crying crying I SEZ!!!
Anyhoobles...
Real Name: Mitchiner Underhill
Age: 18
Loc: Louisville, KY
Job: Fifth-year of high school (********!), work part-time at a grocery store (The Fresh Market)
Not so Small Bio: Spent the first fourteen years of my life in Wendell, North Carolina, a small town a few miles east of Raleigh. Moved to Louisville right before my Freshman year of high school. Good timing, I must say.
Heritage wise, I have the three of the biggest alcholic races in there: Scottish, Irish, and Native American. All I need to do is marry a Russian chick, and my kid'll pop out with a beer mug in one hand, and a shot glass in the other.
Look forward to going to college and moving on to teach English in Japan. Most of the behavior you see when I'm being Jarvis is behavior I use in real life; hyper, random, et cetera. I still can't believe Wally's a woman.
Me being me:

Me being emo (read: not me)

I took that by holding my finger over the flash. Sexy, no?