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 Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:47 pm
Granted but due to the mass amounts of space for you to patrol and the limited size of your police force you are harassed by pirates until you've lost the majority of your police force and are getting almost nothing from your mining and agricultural facilities because the pirates attack your supply lines. Since you're so weak a neighboring galactic overlord sweeps in with his highly prolific peoples and easily controls the pirates. He also kills you.
I wish that I hadn't left my guitar at my mother's house when i went to visit my father.
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:37 pm
Granted, but it bursts into flames.
I wish I kew what hair style to use for this avatar....
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:22 pm
Granted but you decide you dont like it (you look like a killer flower right now *giggle*)
I wish my cramps weren't hurting so bad and that i wasn't so light headed.
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:23 pm
Granted, but you are now not able to have chidren.
I wish I could get a female Combee, so it could evolve >_<
(XDXD Really? )
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:43 pm
OOC: 'Twould suck to be rendered sterile so young, I must unleash an army of mini-mes eventually! It's all a part of the Plan... and yes you do look like a flower, the pink hair looks like daisy petals and the squid tentacles look like a stem.
Granted but it ends up eating you
I wish I had a sexy man to call my own biggrin
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:48 pm
Granted, but he calls another man his own.
I wish that PS3's had better games and cost less. (don't we all?)
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:52 pm
Granted, but the games take a long time to get to your town and they sell out fast around the country so you have to wait longer.
I wish I could have enough money to buy everything I ever wanted at anime expo... and not the cheap stuff, the top-quality stuff...
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:11 am
Granted, but then the Anime Expo is canceled because a jolt of lightning hit the convention center.
I wish I had a taco......
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:53 am
Granted but then you find out what was IN the taco...
I wish I had an oscar mayer weiner....
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:57 pm
Granted, but then you find out your allergic to meat when you get hives.
I wish Kadaj would stop making prank calls! (See my topic in the forum)
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:16 am
Granted but then his big brother would cease to have a reason to yell at him and the fangirls might never hear their lord's voice AGAINZ. oh noes.
I wish people were more active in this guild.
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:14 am
Granted but all they do is post incessant chatter
I wish I REALLY COULD have Dr McNinja's babies. (The old fashioned way. No test tubes)
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:37 pm
Granted, but you end up having quintuplets. ((Five babies at once))
I wish the Jehova Witnesses in my area would stop yelling at me for going around our neighborhood yelling, "I've seen Jenova! I've seen Mother's light!"
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:56 pm
Whoot, I get to have a litter of McNinja Babies! Seriously, the man is a Doctor, he can deliver five babies at once. This one time, he was gonna team up with Benjamin Franklin's clone to go find a cure for Death, but instead he had to go infiltrate an enemy stronghold full of artificial ninjas!
Granted, but now they've taken to suicide bombing your house
I wish I had a car to drive to work...
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:35 pm
Granted, but if was supposed to be used to take out a guy with a hit on him, so that when you drove it, it exploded....
I WISH I COULD BE LIKE HONG KONG PHOOEY!!! WITH THE SUBLIME VERSION OF THE HONG KONG PHOOEY THEME SONG!
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