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 Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:33 pm
"Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. You have to snare it. And then you have to tame it. Keep it happy. Care for it. Feed it. Lovingly, the way an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving." - Dwight, The Office
That's one of my favorite quotes... ever.
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Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 10:28 am
"Some people Ask Why Corn? I ask Why not?"
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:17 pm
Okay, I have three:
"A good boss gruntles the disgruntled." -Micheal Scott, the Office
"Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactiga." -Jim Halpert, the Office
"Scientists have found a giant weasel orbiting Jupiter" -Dave Barry
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:21 pm
Oh, I have another:
"Not only am I intelligent, I am also very smart!" -Count Olaf, Series of Unfortunate Events
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:43 pm
Good quotes you guys! =D
"You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip."
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Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:34 pm
"I'm not anti-social, I'm anti-idiot."
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:22 pm
Ish chur daddeh a baker???
cuz he sure made some fine bunz!! xD
If someone said that to meh I would slap them! xD
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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:33 am
Kuka Good quotes you guys! =D "You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip." omg!!!!! I am so using that quote on my profile!!!!! XD rofl whee lol
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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 5:16 pm
lol it's a cute quote. 4laugh
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:18 pm
"Gimme back that filet o' fish!"
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Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 3:30 am
I came here to chew bubble gum, and kick some a**, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:58 am
I have returned with more.
"you can't seduce a water bottle"
"Eat more green m&ms- They make you horny"
"SHMEXY FAIL"
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:00 am
Moo Doom1 Okay, I have three:
"A good boss gruntles the disgruntled." -Micheal Scott, the Office
"Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactiga." -Jim Halpert, the Office
"Scientists have found a giant weasel orbiting Jupiter" -Dave Barry Hey! fan of The Office!!!! The Office FTW
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Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 7:04 pm
" Life without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, and a sentencewithoutspaces."
"If I had a choice between not being able to love you anymore or breathing, I'd use my last breath to say I love you."
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 4:48 pm
I got two!
1) You may think your smart, but you have met Mr.Smarter!
2) Flush me down, cause im the ish xD
*my dad always would tell me this*
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