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 Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 4:05 pm
During a conversation on msn between Roany and myself:
:: D0|>3 |-|4t :: .:.Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees.:.> says:
has Bard gone home?
.: Roan DeSeer :. Im scratching my arm with this banana. Deal with it. says:
Ye she has
.: Roan DeSeer :. Im scratching my arm with this banana. Deal with it. says:
*yes he
:: D0|>3 |-|4t :: .:.Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees.:.> says:
she XD
.: Roan DeSeer :. Im scratching my arm with this banana. Deal with it. says:
well, can you blame me for getting confused?
:: D0|>3 |-|4t :: .:.Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees.:.> says:
yeah...
:: D0|>3 |-|4t :: .:.Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees.:.> says:
you are sleeping with him so i kinda assumed you'd remember he's the one with the p***s XP
.: Roan DeSeer :. Im scratching my arm with this banana. Deal with it. says:
It frequently shocks me
.: Roan DeSeer :. Im scratching my arm with this banana. Deal with it. says:
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.: Roan DeSeer :. Im scratching my arm with this banana. Deal with it. says:
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 4:16 am
oh dear god xd
ive been home for a few days. BUT I'LL BE BACK.
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Corbin DeSeer Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 4:56 am
Whilst having a jam with the various instruments at Michael's house, I played the recorder, and found out how to play a weird indian like tune. I turned to Timmy and played to him, stopped for a moment and said.
"Pull out your c**k pitch."
I then started acting like a snake charmer.
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 4:58 am
lol - I worry about you Luke xd
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Corbin DeSeer Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:08 am
Exactly what the probation officer said. eek xd
OH OH OH!
My best friend Ana was whining about one of her ex-boyfriends, and stuff, and some how she managed to refer to herself as a guy by mistake. Taking advantage, I reply with.
"Well that explains why I didn't like him, he was a gay pedaphile!"
I bag Ana out about gay pedaphiles finding her attractive, because she whines about a flat chest, so I say she looks like a little boy all the time.
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:13 am
lol - well, at least she doesnt get mistaken for a guy from behind despite having big boobs in front xd
Its incredibly aggravating when that happens, then you turn around and their gaze goes straight to the cleavage and stays there as they apologise. It isnt my boobs that need the apology! They KNOW they're female!
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Corbin DeSeer Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:16 am
Do they? DO they Roan?
I know atleast two guys with moobs atleast as big as your boobehs. AtLEAST. xd
She loves it anyway, thats why she spanked me with her hair straightener while it was hot. xp
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:10 am
and the moral of the story, smoking kills.
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:13 am
when me and my mate Kris were waiting to see megadeth some FEWL
(who was selling t-shirts) thought Kris was my girlfriend and wanted me to buy him/her a shirt cos it was cold outside.
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:24 am
DeSeer says:
*pisses in your kettle and flees*
.: Roan DeSeer :. Im scratching my arm with this banana. Deal with it. says:
*throws kettle in wide arc, smack Luke in back of head with own biological waste*
DeSeer says:
*drips on you*
DeSeer says:
better yet
DeSeer says:
*does a 'wet dog' and rolls around in your bed*
.: Roan DeSeer :. Im scratching my arm with this banana. Deal with it. says:
*Changes sheets, smothers Luek to death with dirty ones*
DeSeer says:
>.<
DeSeer says:
ewwww....Roan+bardling organics >.<
.: Roan DeSeer :. Im scratching my arm with this banana. Deal with it. says:
Serves you right
.: Roan DeSeer :. Im scratching my arm with this banana. Deal with it. says:
Besides, its only the Roan part you dont liek
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Corbin DeSeer Vice Captain
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Dagoth DeSeer Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:33 am
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:46 am
Dagoth - I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees. Hearts and minds things that seperate us from true happiness? says:
I just realised roany doesnt need to have kids you got five already
Dagoth - I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees. Hearts and minds things that seperate us from true happiness? says:
XD
Dagoth - I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees. Hearts and minds things that seperate us from true happiness? says:
well four and an inlaw.
.: Roan DeSeer :. Im scratching my arm with this banana. Deal with it. says:
yups
Dagoth - I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees. Hearts and minds things that seperate us from true happiness? says:
>_> all different dads. The chav ness strong in this one
Dagoth - I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees. Hearts and minds things that seperate us from true happiness? says:
XD
Dagoth - I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees. Hearts and minds things that seperate us from true happiness? says:
your going to hurt me arnt you?
.: Roan DeSeer :. Im scratching my arm with this banana. Deal with it. says:
Yep
.: Roan DeSeer :. Im scratching my arm with this banana. Deal with it. says:
*gets chainsaw*
Dagoth - I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees. Hearts and minds things that seperate us from true happiness? says:
*runs for the mother ******** hills*
.: Roan DeSeer :. Im scratching my arm with this banana. Deal with it. says:
*Chases*
Dagoth - I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees. Hearts and minds things that seperate us from true happiness? says:
*wails * It was a joke.
.: Roan DeSeer :. Im scratching my arm with this banana. Deal with it. says:
Who's laughing? XD
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Dagoth DeSeer Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 8:32 am
Me and Roan in bed ill. I am eating a Strepsil.
Bard: Come here.
Roan : I am here.
Bard : No, HERE HERE.
Bard : Want a Strepsil ?
Roan : Yeah.
Bard *Transfers via the mouth*
Roan : Oooo. Its warm.
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 5:55 am
Dagoth - Cut me so I bleed, hate me so I can feel says:
I just thought he was part kangeroo. You know you being an aussie and all
DeSeer says:
tea sipper XP
DeSeer says:
I pee in your kettle!
Dagoth - Cut me so I bleed, hate me so I can feel says:
What it convict or i will kill of your potatoes
Dagoth - Cut me so I bleed, hate me so I can feel says:
off*
Talking about kenki and mubi.
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 5:58 am
lmao - thats the first dig at Luke's Irish side Ive ever seen xd And WHAT a cracker! Two points to Dag!
Oh and Luke? WHEN will you learn? We're PROUD of being tea sippers! Tea is the gods drink.
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