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That girl is crazy, she's a locomotion
I know you know she used to be my girl
you'd better run for cover, 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb
and did I mention that you both suck dot com?
now your stuck with her
like melincamp is stuck with cougar
guess that makes me the luckiest loser

I met her at a kegger passed out in the yard
getting in her pants wasn't really that hard
6 months later she crashed my car
that was rad

Mel Gibson, Danny Glover
you deserve each other
A Lethal Weapon when you take her home to meet your mother
she was a superstar
backseat of my car
those days are over now, but life goes on, yeah

Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun
did you fall in love or did you just wanna get some? (just wanna get some?) (just wanna get some?)
Yeah

now you crossed that line
you can't come back
tell me, how does it feel now?
it's too late, too much to forget about
can't stop now
how does it feel now?

I'm only asking because I want to know
how
you
want
to
feel

You got inside through a hole in my defenses
And how you fit I'll never understand
But you got into me, and I got into you
And now I wanna do it again

I only wanna dance with you
I only wanna dance with you

You go up down, turn around, merry go round and round
Shake it, shake it two times, do-sie-do, cotton-eyed Joe
Run around, pull me down, never gonna come around
I'm never gonna forget you

Is it OK if I speak to you today?
You've been pissed off for a week now
But nothing I could say could make you look up
Or crack up
Is there anything that I can do
Anything to show you

You're a b***h
But I love you anyway
Oh you can't sing
But you still put me to sleep
Baby
You're a b***h
Hey hey
Hey hey
You make me sick
But don't ever go away

So you tell me that there's nothing left to say
I drive you face the window
Then you're in my face telling me to grow up
I wish you'd grow up
I can't wait until you fall asleep
I wonder if you know that

She don't even know exactly where she wants to go
Is that a double negative oh never mind let's go
To the next line of the story
I met her at the smoothie king she said Seattle's best
She may be right think I remember coffee on her breath
She smoked cigarettes, I chewed bubble gum

I know I shouldn't take it but I think I kind of like it
When she tells me that I'm dumb
And this may sound pathetic but I think that we can make it
We'll go on and on and on and on

Love songs suck and fairy tales aren't true
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you

So add it up and break it down
It's not that hard to figure out
Your crazy and I'm crazy about you

And we are the lucky ones we'll get matching tee shirts airbrushed at the mall
Hang out at the pretzel stand and make fun of people and laugh if someone falls
Watch everyone else hold hands and try so hard and maybe we'll start to see
That you and me we're not so crazy

Michael Bolton (never liked him)
Celine dion
Air Supply
And now… ME

Love songs suck and fairy tales aren't true (Love songs make me sick cuz they're not true)
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you
Hollywood California
So add it up and break it down (add it up and break it down)
It's not that hard to figure out
Your crazy and I'm crazy about you

Love songs make me sick cuz they're not true
Your crazy and I'm crazy about you
Crazy cuz im crazy about you
Your crazy and im crazy about you… yeah

Stripped of life, alone
In the midst of something that I
Want to play with your evil inside
Wanting, letting go, of what never could be again
Lost and alone
Imprisoned now inside your mind
With the way you tried
To destroy me again
You were waiting and living for no one
With the way you tried
To completely refuse all your life feed on your nothing
You’ll never live up to me