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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:40 pm
Dukes buzzkid24 ///+ Buzz Bro... +///
crying crying
We didn't get to have a hot orgy with Dan and Dukes
OK I'll see you tomorrow then <33
*kisses*
///+ ...Blue+/// ... You could always join us while he's gone. wink
///+ Buzz Bro... +///
Ummm... like that wouldn't be awkward XD
I'd rather wait for gthb to be here, and say it's OK... I'd feel safer 3nodding
///+ ...Blue+///
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:45 pm
Peles Tears Egotistical Moose Peles Tears Egotistical Moose Peles Tears Egotistical Moose 8 - Dark brown hair, nearly black. The initials are B.J. 69 - Shocking blond hair. The initials are D.M. (lol) 84 - Medium brown hair dyed slightly lighter. The initials are M.J. Please inquire if you need more information including family history, B.M.I.s, profession, etc. Enter at... ...Your Own Risk can I have the family history and profession for vials 8 and 84?
8 - Mother had a mild heart attack at 54, survived after 9 months of treatment. Great-grandfather had testicular cancer at 82, died 3 years later from complications of surgery. Software engineer, 7 years out of college, makes approx. 47,000 dollars a year. 84 - Sister has childhood diabetes. Grandfather had lung cancer at the age of 59, survived after 2 yrs. of treatment. Father, sister, and grandmother have high blood pressure. Actor, makes from 39,000 to 54,000 dollars a year. Enter at... ...Your Own Risk I would like the sperm of 84 than. how much does this cost and how long does this take?
Iunno... like 25 bucks? And... uh... like... 5 minutes? Iunno, it's cheap and it' fast, that's all I know. I THINK that a turkey baster is included... Not sure, though. Enter at... ...Your Own Risk ok *hands over $25* umm are you sure that this isn't mutant sperm or anything?
Quite sure, quite sure... -hands Dr. Scelly a turkey baster and the sperm sample- Buh-bye, now! biggrin -pockets money, goes to buy junk-
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:46 pm
Egotistical Moose Peles Tears Egotistical Moose Peles Tears Egotistical Moose 8 - Mother had a mild heart attack at 54, survived after 9 months of treatment. Great-grandfather had testicular cancer at 82, died 3 years later from complications of surgery. Software engineer, 7 years out of college, makes approx. 47,000 dollars a year. 84 - Sister has childhood diabetes. Grandfather had lung cancer at the age of 59, survived after 2 yrs. of treatment. Father, sister, and grandmother have high blood pressure. Actor, makes from 39,000 to 54,000 dollars a year. Enter at... ...Your Own Risk I would like the sperm of 84 than. how much does this cost and how long does this take?
Iunno... like 25 bucks? And... uh... like... 5 minutes? Iunno, it's cheap and it' fast, that's all I know. I THINK that a turkey baster is included... Not sure, though. Enter at... ...Your Own Risk ok *hands over $25* umm are you sure that this isn't mutant sperm or anything?
Quite sure, quite sure... -hands Dr. Scelly a turkey baster and the sperm sample- Buh-bye, now! biggrin -pockets money, goes to buy junk- Aye, aye...
-Loads, aims and fires-
Congrats, you're now pregnant with ***** child. Now leemee alone.
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:46 pm
Dukes WholeGrainCheerios Dukes buzzkid24 ///+ Buzz Bro... +///
crying crying
We didn't get to have a hot orgy with Dan and Dukes
OK I'll see you tomorrow then <33
*kisses*
///+ ...Blue+/// ... You could always join us while he's gone. wink
Did dan consent to the orgy? xDD ... What business of yours is it? Oh... it's not...
I'm SO sorry I tried to joke around and have fun. I know the answer, anyway.
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:48 pm
Donating to the sperm bank is fun.
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:48 pm
Edmond Dantes Donating to sperm bank is fun. I second that notion.
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:50 pm
Scelero Edmond Dantes Donating to sperm bank is fun. I second that notion.Wait... I think I've donated most of the sperm in that bank those samples were just pulled from. Great, the only three that wern't mine.
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:53 pm
Scelero Egotistical Moose Peles Tears Egotistical Moose Peles Tears Egotistical Moose 8 - Mother had a mild heart attack at 54, survived after 9 months of treatment. Great-grandfather had testicular cancer at 82, died 3 years later from complications of surgery. Software engineer, 7 years out of college, makes approx. 47,000 dollars a year. 84 - Sister has childhood diabetes. Grandfather had lung cancer at the age of 59, survived after 2 yrs. of treatment. Father, sister, and grandmother have high blood pressure. Actor, makes from 39,000 to 54,000 dollars a year. Enter at... ...Your Own Risk I would like the sperm of 84 than. how much does this cost and how long does this take?
Iunno... like 25 bucks? And... uh... like... 5 minutes? Iunno, it's cheap and it' fast, that's all I know. I THINK that a turkey baster is included... Not sure, though. Enter at... ...Your Own Risk ok *hands over $25* umm are you sure that this isn't mutant sperm or anything?
Quite sure, quite sure... -hands Dr. Scelly a turkey baster and the sperm sample- Buh-bye, now! biggrin -pockets money, goes to buy junk- Aye, aye...
-Loads, aims and fires-
Congrats, you're now pregnant with ***** child. Now leemee alone.Enter at... ...Your Own Risk what? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:53 pm
-shivers- Aghh...Scary...Where's my box when I need it. gonk
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:54 pm
buzzkid24 Dukes buzzkid24 ///+ Buzz Bro... +///
crying crying
We didn't get to have a hot orgy with Dan and Dukes
OK I'll see you tomorrow then <33
*kisses*
///+ ...Blue+/// ... You could always join us while he's gone. wink
///+ Buzz Bro... +///
Ummm... like that wouldn't be awkward XD
I'd rather wait for gthb to be here, and say it's OK... I'd feel safer 3nodding
///+ ...Blue+///I'm sure he wouldn't mind... I mean... he WAS making out with me earlier...
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 8:00 pm
Dukes buzzkid24 Dukes buzzkid24 ///+ Buzz Bro... +///
crying crying
We didn't get to have a hot orgy with Dan and Dukes
OK I'll see you tomorrow then <33
*kisses*
///+ ...Blue+/// ... You could always join us while he's gone. wink
///+ Buzz Bro... +///
Ummm... like that wouldn't be awkward XD
I'd rather wait for gthb to be here, and say it's OK... I'd feel safer 3nodding
///+ ...Blue+///I'm sure he wouldn't mind... I mean... he WAS making out with me earlier... ///+ Buzz Bro... +///
OK, fine, I'll consider it >.>
///+ ...Blue+///
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 8:19 pm
*suddenly appears in a puff of smoke*
Okay, what the heck? Why does weird stuff happen while I'm gone? xd
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 8:20 pm
`Aine Chievious *suddenly appears in a puff of smoke* Okay, what the heck? Why does weird stuff happen while I'm gone? xd Because people don't need to run from you?
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 8:21 pm
Marly-chan `Aine Chievious *suddenly appears in a puff of smoke* Okay, what the heck? Why does weird stuff happen while I'm gone? xd Because people don't need to run from you? Hmmmmmm....I guess. xd
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 8:22 pm
`Aine Chievious Marly-chan `Aine Chievious *suddenly appears in a puff of smoke* Okay, what the heck? Why does weird stuff happen while I'm gone? xd Because people don't need to run from you? Hmmmmmm....I guess. xd I'm the only one, who doesn't run scared.BEcause i'm cool.
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