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Nice dude

Yes, well a lot of people found it very convincing. I was even hit on by some old guy. Then they figured out I was a dude. Not many girls out there that are 6'5 with heels on. Speaking of which, heels hurt insanely.

Yes, and when it's drunk old straight guys who want you to "back that junk up into the house." Thinking that you actually are a girl.

Who has problems? Who has growing to do? Whose pessimistic, rude, aggrevating behavior & attitude gets old and grating???Seriously, you're one of our older members, but the 14-year-olds all behave with more maturity than you have so far.
I'm not saying you can't have opinions. But if you can't learn to respect the opinions and feelings of others, I will have to ask you to leave( and I doubt I'll have a problem getting approval from two crew members, which is my personal guideline for non-emergency ejections).


I'm only human. If you want to help me transcend that limitation, I'm receptive.


Yes, Q, something I was hoping not to draw attention to, though if JoVo chooses to, that's his prerogative.


Mr. Pot, I am very stressed and would apreciate you taking a different approach to dealing with Mr. Kettle.


Quite possible. We all have our quirks. I haven't broken the guild yet.
And in this case, it's a recurring issue. I'm glad the anger has subsided, but concerned for the future.

Gives you superhuman powers of ubiquitousness.



I didn't think it was a secret, and I didn't think it was a bad move either. I just noticed, so I knew even though you never told me.



Apples and oranges. When I respond, I fight in one thread at a time. This triple-thread action was a little more ridiculousness than even I will allow myself.



It is? This is really the first time we've suffered a guerilla flame war on this guild. Actually, I think it's the first time I've ever seen one. Most of the time flame wars are secluded to one thread. I am awed by Matiko, quite frankly.

This is like a guild war. Guild War I. The War to End All Wars.

Of course, then you have the whole treaty issue. Matiko will feel secluded and debased as he is forced to pay reparations to Q and Invisible Monsters. I'll stay out of it and adopt isolationist policies due to public pressures. Finally, Matiko will be suffer an economic crash, marked by hyperinflation. This'll upset Matiko so the people will elect a demagogic autocrat into power who will take over Matiko and start attacking smaller (less active) users like Reticence, Crafty, Pogo, and Catspaw. Upon attacking Catspaw, Q and Invisible Monsters will get involved in the fight against Matiko. Then, he'll join forces with Peter Rabbit, who will attack me. Finally, I'll get involved, save Invisible Monsters (who has surrendered to Matiko and is being occupied by his forces). This'll happen some time in June. I'll ally with Q and hit Matiko from the west while Tahariel will come in from the right. Matiko surrenders in the end, and we cut up his territory among the Allies. Then Tahariel separates from everyone and takes control of Crafty and Catspaw. I set up a blockade and start funding reparations for Q and Invisible Monsters, along with Matiko and others. Keithing joins Tahariel and gets Astri to join them, and we end up in a tense Cold War. Tahariel and Keithing direct satellite wars with various other users like Astri and Vague, and I have to go around "protecting" everyone, only getting into more trouble as time goes on. Finally, I convince Tahariel over to my side, and she loses her control on Catspaw and Crafty, leading to various civil wars among them that Tahariel, Q, Invisible Monsters, and I work to fix. Meanwhile Keithing stays on the sidelines building his strength....

i ditto that...

but i'm sad that i lost my control over cats and crafty! i thought i'd be a good dictator to them cry

I am confused.

So I have a stronghold over "fixing" things in the guild now?

Well... Whatever... I'm paired with JoVo! -cyber whores jovo-

Yeah. It was fun while it lasted ^_^