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 Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:16 pm
I don't think anyone can top this, but here goes.
Before we started this one song, The Inferno, the percussionists raise their hands. Here's how the conversation went:
BD: What is it?
Percussion: It says we need heavy chains.
Band: o.O
BD: Hold on, I think I have some in my office! *BD goes into his office*
Band: O.O;
BD: *comes back into the room* I found them! Here you go. *gives them to percussion* Lets see how they are.
Band: O.O;;
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:09 pm
Drum-line instructor:
"C'mon guys! Balls to the walls!"
Trumpet moto for the previous season:
"BLOW HARD!"
While we were practicing at the dome one day, our instructor was telling us how to play the crescendo in the ballad. He was like 'it builds and it builds until you can't take it anymore, then . . . it releases."
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 4:02 pm
BD: *to the saxes* Look, one of your saxes is broken. When you cover the G hole I'm pretty sure the sound isn't suppose to come out of your A hole.
Ever notice that anyone who askes you to button up their uniform asks you to "do" them?
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 5:05 pm
Woah you're flat. Push in /// you're sharp, pull out.
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 9:15 pm
"Your G-string is about to snap"
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 9:20 pm
Xiao Mei the Panda I don't think anyone can top this, but here goes. Before we started this one song, The Inferno, the percussionists raise their hands. Here's how the conversation went: BD: What is it? Percussion: It says we need heavy chains. Band: o.O BD: Hold on, I think I have some in my office! *BD goes into his office* Band: O.O; BD: *comes back into the room* I found them! Here you go. *gives them to percussion* Lets see how they are. Band: O.O;; Lol! One time, we saw our BD carrying a horsewhip into the bandroom. O.O;
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:09 am
I've got another one.
Just picture a fermata and a rit.
That can be said "Hold me, retard!"
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:36 pm
One day In the band room I got a rythem wrong and my Band Director said...
"How do you think you can get that Rythem right?"
And my friend said...
"Stick it like it says..."
And I told My Band Teacher to Drop it like its hot..
So we went around all month saying Stick it like it says and Drop it likes its hot.
OoOoO And We'd also say..
"Smack that Harder!"
Were All just weird like that!
Wooo!
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:47 pm
During marching season, which is of course in the Summer here, the brass has an awesome instructor who is the coolest, hottest, and most talented trumpet player you'll ever hear. Lander Curtis. *melts* Nickname, Jesus. xd Anyways, I started a year earlier, than all the other freshmen brass (other than the musical genius of my year because ever two or three years there's always a few musical genius' in a class). We're about to go on for our first show, Landen makes us drink some skunk juice, which is coloured lemon juice, and we line up on the line. Landen yells, "Make em' throw babies!" and everyone in the crowd hears because it's so loud. rofl I guess you had to be there though.
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:51 pm
"we have 7 positions" (trombones would say this)
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:57 pm
bluesaxgirl Trumpets do it with three fingers...baritones with four....but trombones can do it in seven positions! ...i know, i know. And you don't mention the French Horns? I feel neglected. emo
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:42 pm
Stop blowing so hard it makes your bone go flat.
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:45 pm
Yeah, but you guys know how to hold it. Yeah, but we use both hands biggrin
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 7:24 pm
practice safe sax!
use a neckstrap!
lets see...
my personal fav
save a drum, bang a drummer (you know like save a horse, ride a cowboyXD)
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:36 pm
Not exactly perverted, but made me giggle.
"GUYS. RIT. RIT. RIT. I need more there." "...You've got enough re/itard for all of us."
"You're not high enough!!!" "SMOKE ANOTHER ONE!!!"
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