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 Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:47 pm
a[lunie]card Okay, this is a topic I stole from the Chrono Crusade guild that I am also in, but I believe I can come up with better ones for good ol' Hellsing. ^^ I hope they aren't a total waste of your time! ^_^ By the way key: Red = guilty, Orange = Did parts of it, Green = Might be guilty, and Blue = Thought about it. You Might Like Hellsing Too Much If... - You've ever taken apart a piano and started playing with the wire. - You draw eyeballs on...well...everything. - You'ver ever seen a black dog and run up to him screaming, "Oh, my God! Master Alucard!"- You stab yourself with a nail and cut your arm off to see if it regenerates. (If you haven't done this -- especially if you don't have good insurance or a tetanus shot -- please do not.)- You find yourself looking down upon people with lots of piercings, and when they make you mad say, "Oh, burst into flames already, Millenium dog!"
- (girls only) You become a police officer and get really mad after not encountering any vampires. - You name your [insert prized possession here] Casull, get a new one, and name that one Jackal. Or just have one big one and name it Harkonnen. - You take a capri sun for lunch at school or work and make a label for it so that it looks like a blood packet.- You go through endless history books for evidence of a neko Nazi.- You really want someone to call you a freak so you can use an Alucard-inspired comeback. - (tomboyish or environmentalist girls only) Your preppy sister forces you to put makeup on and you go Mina Harker and scream, "Uncleeeeeean!!!" (okay, more like Dracula, but still...)- You're working on a fan comic involving you, your friends, and Hellsing characters. It is currently up to 30+ pages. - You think of your mother as Integra, and mutter things like, "Well, there were a LOT of ghouls keeping me from cleaning my room, Sir Hellsing...!!" while she's yelling at you.- You've made one or more friend no longer like Hellsing through your constant ranting about it.
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:01 pm
- Your geometry homework is lacking triangle formulas, postulates, and other math-like things. Instead, Hellsing doodles of various sizes and silliness cover the paper.
(I was just reading this and then I looked down at my homework. There are more doodles than equations right now.)
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:10 pm
Ohh! Another randomly revived board!
Well, the following apply to me:
you accidently call (Insert mans name here) Alucard by accident.
(I was on a long rant with meh friend regarding Hellsing....then we had another rant about My Chemical romance...I called Gerard Way Alucard. xD She still hasn't let me forget that event...)
You frequently shout phrases like "HURRY! HURRY! HURRY!" or "Step it up, you demonic vampire bitches" when you're walking with your friends.
You tend to walk into Borders Books with your friends just so you can pick up Hellsing volume 8, open it, and yell "RAPE!" at the top of your lungs.
(Yes, I do that. Its my way of annoying them)
You found out that History channel was running nothing but nazi related shows, so you put on your cosplay and made popcorn.
(That was earlier this week. FUN day. =D )
You find yourself watching a show about modern vampires and this blond man with fangs says "We're everywhere and nowhere".
You react by falling over and laughing, spilling orange soda on the carpet while your family stares confused.
(that was last halloween! =D )
You find out that you're mostly german on your dads side. You celebrate.
You think over Hellsing when you hear songs. Which leads to making AMVS.
You have constant images in your head of Enrico chibi's screaming, Anderplants, Alucard dressed up like the Mad Hatter, and the entire Hellsing cast dressed up like Rocky Horror characters.
You can't think of Die Hard, or Bruce Willis for that matter, without thinking of Willis Space.
EDIT:
You watched a movie last night and had a spazz attack when you relized that a characters welding glasses where identical to Alucards
You've created a list of all the reasons the pope is insane, all the evidence they did help the nazi's, and all are currently trying to track down Section XIII
You've decided that Lebensborn was actually a plot to create lots of babies for the Major to eat. burning_eyes
(No offense to anyone, kay', but when I was watching history channel, I was a little loopy that day anyway, and Hitler was making all his crazy hand gestures and....an image of The Major popping up and eating babies came into my heeeeaaaa.....)
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:43 am
You frequently shout phrases like "HURRY! HURRY! HURRY!"
- When heavy objects are moving fast, this is generally a good idea.
You find out that you're partly German on your dads side. You celebrate.
- And Polish, French, and English...Interesting.
You think over Hellsing when you hear songs. Which leads to making AMVS dolls and doodles.
You have constant images in your head of Enrico chibi's screaming, Anderplants, Alucard dressed up like the Mad Hatter, and the entire Hellsing cast dressed up like Rocky Horror characters.
- Not quite, but close. I'm partial to RENT, myself.
Woo.
(Did you see the History Channel "Vampire Secrets"? I bet they would have gotten a laugh or two out of that.)
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:01 am
TangerineFox You frequently shout phrases like "HURRY! HURRY! HURRY!" - When heavy objects are moving fast, this is generally a good idea. You find out that you're partly German on your dads side. You celebrate. - And Polish, French, and English...Interesting. You think over Hellsing when you hear songs. Which leads to making AMVS dolls and doodles. You have constant images in your head of Enrico chibi's screaming, Anderplants, Alucard dressed up like the Mad Hatter, and the entire Hellsing cast dressed up like Rocky Horror characters. - Not quite, but close. I'm partial to RENT, myself. Woo. (Did you see the History Channel "Vampire Secrets"? I bet they would have gotten a laugh or two out of that.) I saw that, it was alright, but great for a laugh. There's little that's "Secret" that's revealed in that, but oh well. I'd rather see the Hellsing Cast do "The Princess Bride, myself" "My Name is Integral Hellsing, you stole my Butler, prepare to die!"
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:15 am
Overlord Ixmythot TangerineFox You frequently shout phrases like "HURRY! HURRY! HURRY!" - When heavy objects are moving fast, this is generally a good idea. You find out that you're partly German on your dads side. You celebrate. - And Polish, French, and English...Interesting. You think over Hellsing when you hear songs. Which leads to making AMVS dolls and doodles. You have constant images in your head of Enrico chibi's screaming, Anderplants, Alucard dressed up like the Mad Hatter, and the entire Hellsing cast dressed up like Rocky Horror characters. - Not quite, but close. I'm partial to RENT, myself. Woo. (Did you see the History Channel "Vampire Secrets"? I bet they would have gotten a laugh or two out of that.) I saw that, it was alright, but great for a laugh. There's little that's "Secret" that's revealed in that, but oh well. I'd rather see the Hellsing Cast do "The Princess Bride, myself" "My Name is Integral Hellsing, you stole my Butler, prepare to die!" *hyperspaz* I've done that EXACT same line before!! surprised There's also the idea of Integra and Major killing eachother like civalized human beings that was formed back in the manga chat forum.... >.< I also do a little Princess Bride, here and there....and sometimes Monty Python....I usually do Monty Python and Rocky Horror more though...and now...Monty Python and the Holy Grail clips... Seras: My identical twin sister set off the grail shaped beacon!...Now you have to punish us! Pip: smile biggrin mrgreen *Alucard, Integra, and a few Wild Geese drag him off, to save him from the dangers at the castle* Pip: BUT I WANNA FACE THE DANGER!!... crying I also have this image.... Alucard: What.....where is it....Behind the catboy? *Schro is sitting in a field of flowers and bones* *One of the Wild Geese runs out and then gets torn to pieces by Schro.* Alucard: Oh...It is the cat boy......Well, go steal the Holy hand grenade from Anderson. xP
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:37 pm
You know you've seen to much Hellsing when...
You plan a trip to England just to explore London and see Cheddar village.
You plan a trip to visit Castle Dracula, or what's left of it.
You look up the character's star signs (only Alucard's showed up though cry ).
You list Hellsing character names as possible name choices for future kids.
You start mimicking British, German, French, Scottish, and Transylvanian accents.
You start trying to learn German, French, Gaelic, etc. languages.
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:01 pm
You watch Hellsing too much if:
-You break your Mom or Dad's glasses just to wear one half as a monacle(She was mad>.>)
-You weave Hellsing and Alucard into class discussions.Namely,Western Civ.(It was fun...)
-You lose your sanity on gaia jigsaw and start to type random Hellsing quotes in the chat section.
-You shout out random Anderson quotes during the day.
-You devote your life to Iscariot and plan to find out if they exist. Then,annoy them until they behead you.(Or just rant about them during school.)
-You pretend your mom is Sir Integra when she gets mad at you.(I cower in fear afterwords>.>)
-Youve been called weird and take it as a compliment.Then,you use something witty to say after.
-You ask your history teacher as much as she knows about London,Translevania, and Germany's history.then,you ask your teacher all of what they know about Nazis(Natzis,Im not sure which way to spell it>.>) and Vlad the Tepes...Vlad Dracul..Dracula...(This was fun>.>)
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:17 pm
ShadowsHeir You know you've seen to much Hellsing when... You plan a trip to England just to explore London and see Cheddar village. You plan a trip to visit Castle Dracula, or what's left of it. You look up the character's star signs (only Alucard's showed up though cry ). You list Hellsing character names as possible name choices for future kids. You start mimicking British, German, French, Scottish, and Transylvanian accents. You start trying to learn German, French, Gaelic, etc. languages. I'm guilty of planning a trip to Castle Dracula, and mimicking a Transylvanian Accent
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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:15 pm
me and my sister call capri sun capri blood and make them look like blood packs
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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:21 pm
you know you watch to much hellsing when....
you start haveing dreams in which you kiss alucard
when in walmart scream walter put some clothes on your all old and rincaly oh god are those my speedo's?
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:12 am
-You cosplay as Walter then walk around the mall xd (Guilty as charged!)
-Drink red tropical punch kool-aid. >___>
- You wear plastic fangs while drinking red kool-aid. (Oh yea..)
- You start to create Hellsing 'Rape' fanfics. *whistles* ninja
-You start using weird or just plain cool accents.
-You connect everything to Hellsing.
(WALTER WEARING A SPEEDO..OH DEAR GOD. eek *explodes* burning_eyes *or implodes depending on how you watch*)
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 1:06 pm
Inu of Baskerville -You cosplay as Walter then walk around the mall xd (Guilty as charged!) -Drink red tropical punch kool-aid. >___> - You wear plastic fangs while drinking red kool-aid. (Oh yea..) - You start to create Hellsing 'Rape' fanfics. *whistles* ninja -You start using weird or just plain cool accents. -You connect everything to Hellsing. (WALTER WEARING A SPEEDO..OH DEAR GOD. eek *explodes* burning_eyes *or implodes depending on how you watch*) *checks numbers 4 and 6 on your list*
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 7:33 pm
Suni moon Inu of Baskerville -You cosplay as Walter then walk around the mall xd (Guilty as charged!) -Drink red tropical punch kool-aid. >___> - You wear plastic fangs while drinking red kool-aid. (Oh yea..) - You start to create Hellsing 'Rape' fanfics. *whistles* ninja -You start using weird or just plain cool accents. -You connect everything to Hellsing. (WALTER WEARING A SPEEDO..OH DEAR GOD. eek *explodes* burning_eyes *or implodes depending on how you watch*) *checks numbers 4 and 6 on your list* XD Lil-card rape!
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:20 pm
Inu of Baskerville -You cosplay as Walter then walk around the mall xd (Guilty as charged!) -You connect everything to Hellsing. I do this. I've worn most of Dark Walter to work (at the Dior counter, mind) and no one's been the wiser. xD And I can usually cross over Hellsing with any other fandom. Pirates of the Carribbean? Done. Harry Potter? Phht, done. Batman? b***h, plz.
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