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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 6:25 pm
Granted. but your next wish gets eaten by bubblegum rappers.
I wish i could skip J-J-M-M-A and just stick wit M
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 6:33 pm
granted but you have to go to jail...do not pass go, do not collect $200
i wish i could *sings* spread my wings and fly away, fly away, far away guess that song if u can
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 6:35 pm
Granted, but you get sucked into a plane engine whilst flying. (I don't know the song either).
I wish I wish I a had a dish.
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:16 pm
granted but the dish shatters and cuts your face up.
i wish for kittens... with machine guns... and robot arms
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:44 pm
granted. then da kittys shoot you, so you cant control the world with them.
I wish i could be a ghost and haunt people!!! and through my intestines in their faces!!
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:17 am
Granted, but the ghostbusters get you
I wish I was a ghostbuster and be all like ZZZZZZAPPPP!!!
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:46 am
Wish granted but you'll ZAP yourself.
I wish I had a nice body figure.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:48 am
Granted, but your face turns you into an elephant person and you walk with a strange limp
I wiah all my friends weren't make beleive. sad
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:49 pm
Granted but you now wish they were because they are highly annoying and you prefer being by yourself.
I wish i could disappear whenever i wanted to.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:54 pm
Granted but you can't reappear ever.
I wish I wasn't drunk
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 7:32 pm
Granted, but you drink too much till your stomach bloats.
I wish I was intelligent.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:18 pm
Granted, but you become so intelligent that you cannot bear to look at the awful internet grammar on this page, or even go out in public out of sheer hate for every ignorant person you see, and become a hermit at home, and sit alone writing journals about all your intelligent thoughts and feelings.
I wish I had some rice right now.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:51 pm
granted but then your stomach explodes
i wish i could kill dad
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:59 pm
granted but u kill urself in the process
i wish for something that can't bacfire(purple chocolate)
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 12:24 am
Granted, but you choke on a peice and die
I wish for omnipotence.
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