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 Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 1:54 pm
(This one's kinda old, but oh well.)
Sara:.... POTC seems like an interesting movie series to watch, but I'm too far behind to understand what's going on.
Matt: And why's that?
Sara: Well, it just never really appealed to me....
Matt: Oh, so if the movie was called Ninjas of the Carribbean, you'd watch it?
Sara: HELL YES.
Matt: That would be kinda boring. They'd just lurk behind trees and stuff and not actually fight anything.
Sara: It would be in the ocean. As in no trees. Duh.
[Sara= me. Matt= my brother. 'Kay?]
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 7:33 pm
Bova: As much as it's our class, it's really my class. And I'm telling you to shut up.
Bova: Those are the British. They have crappy food, bad teeth, and talk funny.
Bova: I wouldn't let my kids get involved in a cult! Don't drink the Kool Aid.
Bova: ... Okay... Thank you very little.
Bova: South Jersey broads pop gum while eating!
Bova: We're on top of the food chain! Animals were bain to be stabbed and stuck in a fire and eaten!
Hart: I am very comfortable with the word "chicken."
Hart: You are a bunch of chemicals! ... You are worth about seven to eight dollars.
Hart: Come up and take a leek (pun: leak)! ... From my desk.
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:50 pm
Jones: You guys have no idea how easy it is. Downtown, there's a doctor. "Ahh, doc, I'm stressed." "No problem, here's your medical marijuana." Connor, go get it, try it. Extra credit. Tell your mom that.
Fris: Or should it be S-K-I-L-L-Z! My musical skillz is!
Jones: Oh what? You have to go again. You guys are just full of pee and crap.
Class: So did you stay with her?
Jones: No. She was geographically undesirable.
Class: Oooooh!
Gabriel Cortez: Oooh! Dayumm.
Jones: She lived 70 miles away.
Gabriel Yeganyan: Geography guys, not topography.
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:50 am
Stephen : -After being completely humiliated- I will leave no man alive!
Mitchel : Then you will die.
Stephen : What are you saying?
Mitchel : You said that you would leave no man alive. If that's true, then you will die, unless you are already dead or perhaps female...
Stephen : -Is speechless-
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:58 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:05 am
How is that witty? It was a stroke of pure luck he thought of that. xD;
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 4:03 pm
You can have a stroke of wit and luck at the same time.
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:57 pm
I think I had that on the APCP practice test. Not on the actual test though.
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:54 pm
A rose by any other name would likely be "deadly thorn bearing assault vegetation."
- Robert Bullock
(The name makes me giggle.)
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 11:12 am
Hartmetz: Now, the judges won't have drills. So if you screw up...*whispers in a sort of shout* NOBODY'LL NOTICE!
Hartmetz is our band director...and he's insane.
I get most of my quotes from him. XD
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 3:15 pm
Joe: 'H', Sarah's acting annoying again...
Hartmetz: So do the evil glare. You've seen me do it enough times. Do it! It'll melt her soul.
Mangus: *pretends to smash invisible guitar* THIS...IS...WHAT...I...THINK...OF...YOU...HARTMETZ! (was shouting softly, of course...XD)
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:39 am
"2b or not 2b. That is the question." -Givental
"Negligible." [Givental waves hand]
"Brace yourself for some algebra...and differentiation." -Givental
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:43 pm
Hartmetz: Anyone ever been in a corn maze before?
Mangus: *talking to us* Well, of course I have, Hartmetz....I LIVED IN FREAKIN' KANSAS!
If you can't tell by now, Hartmetz is a bit insane...although Mangus is too...
Oh, Mangus is the last name of our senior baritonist. (we all call him Mangus...some of us call him 'Mango'...and a few others call him "Man Juice"...I don't know why...only teachers, his mother, and two band members call him his first name, Anthony.)
Hartmetz: Low brass, don't make it sound like the cool guy is coming in and jumping around...Anthony, stop jumping...it's not that exciting.
Mangus: HEY, H!
Hartmetz: What, Anthony?
Mangus: I FOUND THE 20! *holds yardline marker up in air*
Hartmetz: PUT IT WHERE IT GOES THEN! We must have lost it one of those really windy days...
Me: (windy DAY...)
Senior Quads guy, Brian: H, you know you've called it 'Oyo Como Va' all season?
Hartmetz: You know you've been rushing every creshendo all season?
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:56 pm
Hartmetz: Now, Jessica'll give you the finger...
Anthony: And I've got to finish my Eagle Scout test (yeah, I know...)
Leslie: Linda! Stop laughing! It's NOT that funny. Mangus's hands are proportional to the rest of him!
Linda: rofl
(I guess you just had to be there...iono)
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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 12:00 pm
Hartmetz: This is Martin. He'll help you guys drag all your stuff down to the field tonight.
Me: H, I know Martin. He's in our ensemble.
H: *facepalm* Duh...I forgot I threw out the percussion class this year...
Martin: Why'd you do that, anyway? We need it now.
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