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 Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:13 pm
ButterBalls xLaurelX Damn leprechauns... xp
I think we should blame everything on one person. But not Bush, that's to trendy.
If not, president Bush, then I blame his wife. Obviously Bush is not getting enough sex or it wouldn't have taken him 7 minutes to make a decision. Considering that guys think about sex every 5 seconds. So, get that woman in bed and spice her up or something.
Just to clarify I'd probably say the same thing for male spouses of the president.
In all seriousness though I'd have to say God. If the Right is going to blame everything good that happens on God then it's only fair to blame everything that's wrong on him.
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:20 pm
xLaurelX ButterBalls xLaurelX Damn leprechauns... xp
I think we should blame everything on one person. But not Bush, that's to trendy.
If not, president Bush, then I blame his wife. Obviously Bush is not getting enough sex or it wouldn't have taken him 7 minutes to make a decision. Considering that guys think about sex every 5 seconds. So, get that woman in bed and spice her up or something.
Just to clarify I'd probably say the same thing for male spouses of the president.
In all seriousness though I'd have to say God. If the Right is going to blame everything good that happens on God then it's only fair to blame everything that's wrong on him.I once claimed that I was Jesus. Does that make me your son?!
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:22 pm
Captain_Sipid_Peabody xLaurelX ButterBalls xLaurelX Damn leprechauns... xp
I think we should blame everything on one person. But not Bush, that's to trendy.
If not, president Bush, then I blame his wife. Obviously Bush is not getting enough sex or it wouldn't have taken him 7 minutes to make a decision. Considering that guys think about sex every 5 seconds. So, get that woman in bed and spice her up or something.
Just to clarify I'd probably say the same thing for male spouses of the president.
In all seriousness though I'd have to say God. If the Right is going to blame everything good that happens on God then it's only fair to blame everything that's wrong on him.I once claimed that I was Jesus. Does that make me your son?!
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:24 pm
xlaurelx I hope not. If I had a child that was anything like you, I would beat them untill they couldn't type anymore. sad Y'know, God did have the masses crucify Jesus.... which is far worse than a beating.
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:26 pm
Captain_Sipid_Peabody xlaurelx I hope not. If I had a child that was anything like you, I would beat them untill they couldn't type anymore. sad Y'know, God did have the masses crucify Jesus.... which is far worse than a beating.
But there's still problems with that. First off you're older than me, then how could you be my son?
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:29 pm
xLaurelX Captain_Sipid_Peabody xlaurelx I hope not. If I had a child that was anything like you, I would beat them untill they couldn't type anymore. sad Y'know, God did have the masses crucify Jesus.... which is far worse than a beating.
But there's still problems with that. First off you're older than me, then how could you be my son?I'm not sure how... but it must have been damn kinky.
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:30 pm
Captain_Sipid_Peabody xLaurelX Captain_Sipid_Peabody xlaurelx I hope not. If I had a child that was anything like you, I would beat them untill they couldn't type anymore. sad Y'know, God did have the masses crucify Jesus.... which is far worse than a beating.
But there's still problems with that. First off you're older than me, then how could you be my son?I'm not sure how... but it must have been damn kinky.
Whoa.
That's really really gross.
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:32 pm
xLaurelX Captain_Sipid_Peabody xLaurelX Captain_Sipid_Peabody xlaurelx I hope not. If I had a child that was anything like you, I would beat them untill they couldn't type anymore. sad Y'know, God did have the masses crucify Jesus.... which is far worse than a beating.
But there's still problems with that. First off you're older than me, then how could you be my son?I'm not sure how... but it must have been damn kinky.
Whoa.
That's really really gross.And probably illegal.
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:37 pm
Laurel you impregnated Sipid's mother from the womb. You are god so your just that talented. Plus with the whole 'holy trinity' thing you are the same person too xd
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:40 pm
crying I don't want to be God anymore!!!
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:43 pm
xLaurelX crying I don't want to be God anymore!!! Being Sipid is awesome. Being both Sipid and God at the same time is even better!
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:55 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:03 pm
Oh, definitely. Now that I'm also God I have a bunch of new powers that I didn't know I had. Though I haven't tried it out yet, I'm pretty sure I have the ability to fly and modify time/space continuity.
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:57 pm
Captain_Sipid_Peabody Oh, definitely. Now that I'm also God I have a bunch of new powers that I didn't know I had. Though I haven't tried it out yet, I'm pretty sure I have the ability to fly and modify time/space continuity. Well, being God also implies that you are 100% omnipresent, meaning you can't fly because there is nowhere for you to fly TO, you are already everywhere. Also, now that you exist parallel to all time you should have Twinkies invented around 30 CE and make them the official food of Christianity and inact some sort of commandment that a Christian must eat 10 a day or they will burn in Hell and then all Christians would be very fat and maybe die out or something.
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:01 pm
And being that they eat so many twinkies, if they do go to hell, they flame they produce is blue...
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