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 Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 9:24 pm
Lisani Decorati Granted, you'll be dead and forgotten when the world does end. I wish I had more time for travelling.
granted but then you get lost and are never seen again.
I wish someone would leave feedback for my story mrgreen ninja
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:43 pm
Granted and corrupted proportionally.
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It's some n00b and they give you such horrible feedback it either totally discourages you, or fries and renders your brain less than obsolete.
Whatever the care you become a hermit up to the age of 39, trying to regain your wits and tak care of your 97 cats. At the age of 39, you decide to take a stab at re-entering The World, which has been through WWIII and IV thanks to George Dubuya and Condalissa Rice. Races are now abolished and ironically enough, as the whole world is united and Bush's head now reigns over the whole population (in a jar, of course), we have begome a dictatorial government. Everyone now has barcodes as last names and speaks in Americaninse, although, you can take Binary and Pig Latin in Skool if you want to. Sadly in Americanise, 'americanise' is the most advanced word in the language. The 'e's on the back of words are removed from the words and the letters 'c' and 'z' are removed from the alphabet. 'X' is now eks; 'c' and 'h' are no longer combined for the 'k' sound. 'P' and 'h' no longer are combined to form the 'f' sound and 'u' no longer follows 'q'. Everything is now spelled only, and exactly as it sounds and letters are no longer doubled up to form a propper word (Ex. fiddle fidle; incorrect incorect etc.). All punctuatuion is no longer in use, or deemed appropriate, and one can only be in the possession of sugar or sugar-like products with a permit.
I wish I knew what was going on with a friend of mine... he's been ignoring me lately. sad
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:03 am
Granted, but then you wish you never knew.
I wish that I could draw better.
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Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:33 am
Riyu-Gaigun-X Granted, but then you wish you never knew. I wish that I could draw better. Granted, but then you hand muscles have become so developed that you lose blood circulation in your legs, to the point where you are paralyzed from the waist down. I wish that the force used to grant this wish is instead cancelled out by an equal amount of un-wish energy, creating a neutral balance.
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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:45 pm
Proclaimer Rye Riyu-Gaigun-X Granted, but then you wish you never knew. I wish that I could draw better. Granted, but then you hand muscles have become so developed that you lose blood circulation in your legs, to the point where you are paralyzed from the waist down. I wish that the force used to grant this wish is instead cancelled out by an equal amount of un-wish energy, creating a neutral balance. Granted, but the karma resulting from such a wish demands you be reincarnated as a discarded zip-loc. I wish my elbow felt better.
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:26 am
Granted, but then your other elbow hurts just as much.
I wish for time to reverse itself in a proportionate manner, influencineg all in regard to their approximate length of existence, enabling every object in the universe to become the same age.
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:58 am
Yes, but this time reversal also effects gravity and although we are all the same age now, we are all floating dead in space...
I wish I had a wonderful singing voice.
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:25 pm
Aoife Yes, but this time reversal also effects gravity and although we are all the same age now, we are all floating dead in space... I wish I had a wonderful singing voice. Granted, but everytime you sing, afterwards you lose your voice for one whole month. I wish I had a home.
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 2:54 pm
granted, but you'd have to live with me.
I wish I had a 200 gallon aquarium.
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 7:43 am
Granted, but they never let you out of it.
I wish I knew how many licks to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 4:02 pm
granted but then you die before you can tell the world.
I wish there was a card shop around here so i can sell my excessive amount of cards. 3nodding
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 7:44 pm
Fantasy_Magick777 granted but then you die before you can tell the world.
I wish there was a card shop around here so i can sell my excessive amount of cards. 3nodding
I wish I had a nice, new car.
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 2:19 pm
Granted, but your fiery death, along with 4,811 others, is the cause of a massive recall on that model.
I wish I could lose weight and not have gross, saggy old lady skin as a result.
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:02 pm
soggypicklemuncher Granted, but your fiery death, along with 4,811 others, is the cause of a massive recall on that model. I wish I could lose weight and not have gross, saggy old lady skin as a result. Granted, but you trip on your baggy clothes and break your hip. Doctors thought you where in for brain surgery, now you think your don king. o.o I wish for the death of all mankind biggrin
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Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:33 pm
Granted, all living men die, but only after you have had gender reasignment surgery. As a woman, you are surprised to find yourself no longer attracted to other ladies, and for the rest of your life you feel empty and alone.
I wish I could jump higher.
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