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Erotica-Exotica

PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:44 pm


Mitsuko-hime
Ahaha. I'm here to add some more! (I used to be Kyuubi Kit.)

Bella: I . . . I see dead people.

Emmet: Hey! This cereal stuff is pretty good . . . maybe even better than irratable grizzly!

Carslise: I'm only cocky because you suck.

Edward: Hey, Bella, let's go skydiving!
Bella: okay ^_^

Bella: There was a farmer had a dog, and Jacob was his name-o! J-A-C-O-B! J-A-C-O-B! J-A-C-O-B, and Jacob was his name-o!

Esme: I'm a badass mutha fu**a.
Carlise: Oh no you di'int! Don't go there, girlfriend! *snaps fingers*

Bella: Smile for me, Daddy!
Edward: Whatcha looking at?
Bella: I wanna see yo grill!
Edward: Ya wanna see my what?
Bella: Ya-ya grill! Ya-ya, ya grill!
Edward: Rob da jewelry store tell 'em make me a grill!

♫ ♪
lol, good ones! blaugh
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:04 pm


Mitsuko-hime
Bella: (To Jacob) Pllleeeaaassseeee, Jacob?
Jacob: No.
Bella: Will you do it for a Scooby snack?
Jacob: Hell no.
Bella: Will you do it for TWO Scooby snacks?
Jacob: . . . Maybe.


hahahahahahaha I love this one! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

i_eet_preps


choirperson

PostPosted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 11:16 am


Bella- I hate sunny days. WHY WON'T IT SNOW?!. Vampires suck.
Edward-Bella, I can't stand it any moe. I'm changing you into a vampire.
Jacob-I love vampires.
Esme-I hate children
Carlisle-Must. Drink. Blood.
Charlie- Bella you can't cook. I command you to move in with Edward
Renee- Bella, marry Edward right now!
Jasper-I hate you, Alice
Alice- Shopping is the pastime of lame people.
Rosalie-I'm starting a Bella fan club.
Emmett- Rosalie sucks.
PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 7:53 pm


choirperson
Bella- I hate sunny days. WHY WON'T IT SNOW?!. Vampires suck.
Edward-Bella, I can't stand it any moe. I'm changing you into a vampire.
Jacob-I love vampires.
Esme-I hate children
Carlisle-Must. Drink. Blood.
Charlie- Bella you can't cook. I command you to move in with Edward
Renee- Bella, marry Edward right now!
Jasper-I hate you, Alice
Alice- Shopping is the pastime of lame people.
Rosalie-I'm starting a Bella fan club.
Emmett- Rosalie sucks.
Haha, good one!

Caiou


Raezyn101

PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:20 am


H'okay. I couldn't resist.
This is actually taken from the fanfiction Nighfall.

(Bella was just barely turned into a vampire...)
Bella: It's...a cow.
Edward: No, Bella. It's a dinosaur; of course it's a cow!
Bella: You...want me to eat it?
Edward: No. I want you to throw a stick at it and see if it brings it back to you.
Bella: Feeling a little sarcastic today?
Edward: Just a bit.

((I quote this at least once a day. -crazy like that- And when I see cows/stuffed animal cows/things like that I quote it...again! xD)
PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:27 am


Raezyn101
H'okay. I couldn't resist.
This is actually taken from the fanfiction Nighfall.

(Bella was just barely turned into a vampire...)
Bella: It's...a cow.
Edward: No, Bella. It's a dinosaur; of course it's a cow!
Bella: You...want me to eat it?
Edward: No. I want you to throw a stick at it and see if it brings it back to you.
Bella: Feeling a little sarcastic today?
Edward: Just a bit.

((I quote this at least once a day. -crazy like that- And when I see cows/stuffed animal cows/things like that I quote it...again! xD)

i love sarcasim

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Caiou

PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:15 am


Raezyn101
H'okay. I couldn't resist.
This is actually taken from the fanfiction Nighfall.

(Bella was just barely turned into a vampire...)
Bella: It's...a cow.
Edward: No, Bella. It's a dinosaur; of course it's a cow!
Bella: You...want me to eat it?
Edward: No. I want you to throw a stick at it and see if it brings it back to you.
Bella: Feeling a little sarcastic today?
Edward: Just a bit.

((I quote this at least once a day. -crazy like that- And when I see cows/stuffed animal cows/things like that I quote it...again! xD)
Ahaha. I kinda feel bad for the cow . . .
PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:00 pm


Raezyn101
H'okay. I couldn't resist.
This is actually taken from the fanfiction Nighfall.

(Bella was just barely turned into a vampire...)
Bella: It's...a cow.
Edward: No, Bella. It's a dinosaur; of course it's a cow!
Bella: You...want me to eat it?
Edward: No. I want you to throw a stick at it and see if it brings it back to you.
Bella: Feeling a little sarcastic today?
Edward: Just a bit.

((I quote this at least once a day. -crazy like that- And when I see cows/stuffed animal cows/things like that I quote it...again! xD)
rofl lol thats hilarious!!!

EviChi4


Eireann_Nayar

PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:26 pm


Edward: I've got a sandwich in my head!
PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:27 pm


srry. Invader zim, Gir quote

Eireann_Nayar


Juanalisa

PostPosted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:27 am


i_eet_preps
Mitsuko-hime
Bella: (To Jacob) Pllleeeaaassseeee, Jacob?
Jacob: No.
Bella: Will you do it for a Scooby snack?
Jacob: Hell no.
Bella: Will you do it for TWO Scooby snacks?
Jacob: . . . Maybe.


hahahahahahaha I love this one! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

me too!!! rofl
PostPosted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:33 pm


Edward as Joey Tribiani: How you doin'?!

NurMisur


Caiou

PostPosted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:45 pm


cat-cutie
i_eet_preps
Mitsuko-hime
Bella: (To Jacob) Pllleeeaaassseeee, Jacob?
Jacob: No.
Bella: Will you do it for a Scooby snack?
Jacob: Hell no.
Bella: Will you do it for TWO Scooby snacks?
Jacob: . . . Maybe.


hahahahahahaha I love this one! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

me too!!! rofl
Thanks ^_^

Oh, I used to be Mitsuko-hime, and before that, I was Kyuubi Kit.

Sorry, I've got thing for name changes. Staying the same for too long gets me antsy. sweatdrop
PostPosted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:47 pm


Edward: b***h! Gimme ma munney! Where's da munney?!?

Caiou


Uchihas Destiny

PostPosted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:05 pm


Edward: I do what the voice in my head tell me to do.
Rosalie: Sorry I speak idiot not smart
Jasper: Fro Shizzle cool
Emmet: Dont hate me because Im better then you
Charlie: Better move the @$$ of yours!
Esme: Oh! Shiny! *chases after the shiny*
Carlise: I would rather be hated for who I am, then loved for who I not.
Bella: E=Mc2!
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