Conversation:
Cloud and tifa: *points to aeris* shes a witch!
Vincent: How can you prove she's a witch
Random person: She turned me into a newt.
Vincent:you don't look like a newt
Random person:..................I got better
Random paerson: look at her nose it's just like a witches.
So called witch: they put this nose on me
Vincent: is this true.
random person: yes
random person: shes still a witch
vincent: and what do we do with witches?
Cloud and tifa: WE BURN THEM!!
vincent: and what else do we burn?
Cloud: more witch!!!
Tifa: wood
Vincent: so if she is made of wood...
Cloud: we burn her!!!
Vincent: now how do we figure out if she is made of wood?
Cloud: uh...
Vincent: wood floats.
Cloud: so... if she floats, then we burn her!
Vincennt: ah... but what else floats?
Cloud: really small pebbles?
Tifa: CHURCHES!!! CHURCHES!!!
(its from monty python and the holy grail, i forget exactly how it goes, but if youve seen the movie, you can fill in the blanks)
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