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Jedi:
Master Ham*
Master Fireemblem54*
Master Lss*
Master Lmi*
Master Rustoneal*
Master Cubefanatic
Maste Blanko4
Jedi Knight Sora
Jedi Knight Short_Stuff
Jedi Knight Tallestlavender
Master Ham's padawan:TZM
Master Rustoneal's padawan: Capt._Jack_Sparrow
Master Rustoneal's apprentice: Linkgarneua
Jedi Knight Sora's padawan: Tails_The_Kitsune?
Padawan .CORN
Padawan MasterTommy


The Sith:
Veilgaze
Peyton
Bassexe
Groudonman?
Sumono

Out casts:
Ulf



*=Jedi Council Member
?=Not sure if still a Jedi/Sith


Rustoneal: Padawan Capt.Jack_Sparrow shows ability to be a master,but is anxious as I am.
Linkgarnuea;no improvements shown, must take him on mission to the Ruins of Genosis.
note:Must find out on Friday if Tails_The_Kitsune is going to stay a Jedi or deffect to the Sith.


Life overview:
Sith note:As a former Sith some of my codes are still in effect, such as:
If the Last Sith dies,no Sith shall ever rise again.If the last Sith leaves the Code,he deserves to be killed.
I am the latter,Also:
All Sith must know the Prophecy,If the Sith has 2 in order,the two must duel and the winner must take charge and bring the Prophecy to the Dark Side.
I was a prophecy way before the Sith knew about the whole Force and it's chosen one.When I found out about this,
I faked my death.I was not as strong as my master.My master"slayed" me as he thought.I came back after the Great war and settled down.I took on a padawan but he was slain.I did not show myself again.I was not broken of his death.I was glad the Jedi did me a favor.I was going to kill him myself.I was ashamed of myself.
Later as I grew older I felt like I was going to throw up.There was a new evil.I watched him grow.I spit at his apprentice,and laughed at the weaklings death by the Jedi who was to train the "Chosen One"
I watched the One grow more and more in love with a Senator.He was with the Jedi but only appreciated by the new evil.Soon the One turned to the "Sith"
I hated the new evil more and more.I began to hate the One as well,the dared to bare the name Sith.
The chosen one found his weakness.Bah! Sith have no weakness! He killed the new evil and died in an explosion.
I sat in the darkness of hate and despair for a millenia.
Soon I felt a very powerful being enter the force.
His power stabbed at me and haunted me.I was to find him.I met with him and his allies,more Jedi.
They found my heart and I fell to my knees begging forgiveness.I soon fell in love with a Jedi.
Then a fool proclaimed himself as a Sith and he was demolished.I lost that love for her,I still love her,but I'm not in love with her.The powerful one's name was Ham.He was a fool to let the moron back in as a Jedi.
His name is Ulf.He has been permantly banned from the Jedi for defying my orders.He says he will join the new Sith.A group of fools who are arrogant.They believe that the Sith are calm and mature.They are wrong.
The Sith burn with hate and thirst for blood.We are more mature than the Jedi and are not calm.We channel our hate to Rage.I love the feel of adrenaline in veins.I love the taste of blood and the sound of trickling death.
As a Former Sith and a true Sith as I always will be:I will kill evryone of the imposters.I will even kill young Tails if she makes the mistake of joining the fools.And I am to protect her,she is a Chosen One like me.Like Tzm.
I don't want to be a Chosen.I hate the knowledge of knowing I have to save the Force.But I love the immense power it gives me and the cunning aswell.I don't really hate it.And young Tails is struggling with it.You are not born a Chsoen One, you are Chosen.I have recently discovered that I am one.I need not to meditate anymore.I need not eat.I have never slept.I have no clue how the war with he Fools and Jedi will turn out.
-Jedi Master Rustoneal


Update: 2004-08-30;
The Order has died.
Cubfanatic has not came on the forums in 4 months.
COLONEL_HAM, has left the forums.
Death in the immediate family.

Update: 2004-09-23;
font change, comic sans- Eurostile

Mario Bros KO
GIGA BOWSER KO
devil? (the REALLY FAST COMPLETEION thing)
quadruple KO
Connoisseur



This isn't math class, so math doesn't have to make since.
In simple words,
Who likes Math?
Should there be a few school related contest on NSider?
Shouldn't there not be? (pffft) smile
OK, let's not not get into that. wink
Furthermore,

ARE YOU CONFUSED?
popcorn, anyone?
Random- a unpredictable outcome
Randomosity - The enactment of (an) unpredictable outcome(s)
Scarfacelledoog - /scar face elle doog -A random person/thing
Rustoneal - Randomosity at its best. smile


When multiplied by Xtreme random things are equal to Rustoneal.
Rustoneals Third law of Spam states that any spam once, posted, will have an equal and opposite reaction ONLY if Rustoneal is NOT online.
When Rustoneal is online, a third possibilty, the reaction of a NON-SPAM posts in a spam thread, could be in effect.
EQUAL: Making a another spam thread about the spam thread. (Shaun doing something, then Random Joe posting a spam thread about Shauns spam thread.)
OPPOSITE: An NSider flaming the spam thread. (u r such a n00btard)
RUSTONEAL ONLINE: A non spam post in a spam thread (Yes, I agree, Shaun does spam alot.)
Thus fore;
Spam is ~ Shaun.
________^(directly proportional to)
Randomosity is INVERSELY proportional to spam.
The less spam, the more Randomosity.
The more spam, the less Randomosity

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Having this said,
2+2=5, because this is not math class.
Should there be any school subject related topics, contest, etc. on NSider?