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 Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:48 am
When you buy all the books to the d20 Star Wars RPG, convince your friends, whether Star Wars fans or not, to play. Then having a wookie shave your friends Bothan. (Cale I'm looking at you mad )
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:55 am
When you try to make a lego version of Crix Madine in Lego Star Wars 2
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:41 pm
When someone farts, you always say, "What a wonderful smell you've discovered!"
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:57 pm
When you compare everything to Luke's varmenting analogy.
(Can it Eorl. Besides, there was a mando involved too. And a shaved bothan is funny as hell.))
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:13 pm
You use star destroyers as a unit of measure.
"Oh, her house is about 8 star destroyers from here."
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:29 pm
you steal the spice from your moms spice rack and try to smuggle it to your friends house
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:18 pm
You then consume said spice in great quantities and then convince yourself that you're high.
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:55 pm
when you see the news about iraq and simply say thats not how the empire would do it
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:12 pm
You then prove that hypothesis by making a detailed strategy the Empire would use, focused mainly on using Star Destroyers to pwn everyone's a**.
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:41 pm
Don't forget putting about Stormtrooper on every street corner...
Then compare the whole darn thing to tatooiene.
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:12 pm
Whenever you see footage of the war in Iraq, it reminds you primarily of when you play in Mos Eisely on BF2
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:16 am
Whenever you see old footage from Vietnam, you yell loudly. "See? They did it without Ewoks!!"
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 8:14 am
when you plan to steal your neighbors baby twins to take one to alderan and one to tatouine
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:34 pm
You never drink milk unless there's light blue food-coloring in it.
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 6:20 pm
When you step on a little kid's sand castle and then say " I base delta zero'ed your a**!"
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