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 Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:42 am
Emerald Hearts 4ever Part 4.(Naruto just entered Tsunade's office) Tsunade: What is it, Naruto? Naruto: Granny Tsunade! gonk Please don't get rid of National Hug Day! Tsunade: stare Why not? Naruto: Because.... because.... sad Tsunade: Exactly. A pointless holiday. Naruto: No it isn't! Hugs aren't pointless! scream Tsunade: Maybe not hugs, but the holiday itself just isn't worth it. Besides, why would you even want to keep a holiday like this, Naruto? Doesn't it pain you not to get hugged by anyone? Naruto: ..... It pains you, doesn't it? Granny Tsunade, I'll let you hug me if you just please keep this holiday! I have someone very special that I want a hug from! Please! gonk Tsunade: stare ......... Fine. Naruto: blaugh Yay!!!!!!! Thank you! 3nodding Tsunade: But, remember now. It's up to the girls to hug who the want, not the boys. Understood? Naruto: 3nodding Loud and Clear. Only girls may give hugs. Tsunade: Good. Now please leave, I'm busy. Naruto: *about to leave office* biggrin Don't you want your hug? Tsunade: mad I don't need one. I didn't ask for one. Naruto: sweatdrop Alright then. 3nodding Bye! *runs out of office* *thinking* Only girls get to hug? I can do that. 3nodding Ooooo.... Naruto, what are you planning?? xd EDIT: Yeah, I'm stopping with this. xd they're all out of character and I felt like I was writing it while drunk or something (which happens when I rush. sweatdrop )
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:59 pm
lol, what happened? xd We had a lot of skits put into parts that just stopped dead...
(An actual skit on a stage)
Naruto: Sakura... I love you! heart
Sakura: Oh Prince Naruto, I couldn't! *hand on head like fainting* I'm too beautiful and perfect! The only person that is worthy enough is Sasuke!
Naruto: But... he's not even our species. crying (referring to Sasuke the Dragon)
Sakura: So!! scream Eherm... sweatdrop Why don't you marry the princess of the great Hyuga family???
Naruto: huh? neutral You mean the long haired one?
Sakura: Yes Naruto, take her! A princess deserves her prince!
Naruto: I dunno.... I mean, I think me and Neji are straight... blaugh Well, maybe prince Neji is gay, but...
Sakura:*whispers* scream Baka! Follow the script!
Naruto: lol Oh no, Sakura! Are you saying Neji is actually a manly woman, instead of a feminine man? No no, Maiden Sakura, I think that's you!
Sakura: eek ..... mad
Naruto: After all, with such humugous strength and a scary attitude....
Sakura: NA.....RU.....TO...... stressed
Naruto: sweatdrop *says quickly* Oh but yeah, you're right! I should marry the Hyuga girl, I'm outta here!!! rofl *runs off stage*
Sakura: scream NARUTO!!!!!!! *runs after him*
Neji: *runs onto stage* Alright... I heard Prince Neji, feminine man, and gay. Who's making fun of me again?! stressed *cane comes onto stage, pulls Neji out*
(Later...)
Hinata: *cutely walks onto stage* Um... I'm a princess.... sad I hope a mean ol' dragon or evil witch doesn't come and kidnaps me.... redface
Ino and Sasuke: Damn! She's onto us! ninja
(later on, Hinata still on the stage)
Hinata: ............. cry I... I'm not good enough to kidnap??..... crying
*sand comes out of nowhere and takes her away* 4laugh Yay! ........ I mean, Oh no! ... help me please!!... If it's not too much trouble... redface
Ino: Awww, we missed our chance! .... Sasuke? Where are you??
(Backstage. I mean, in a far away evil lair.. sweatdrop )
Hinata: *sand brings her in, molds around her*
Gaara: See? Told you I could get her here in less than an hour, or your money back.
Sasuke: Sweet! xd You're plan was so much faster! Ino had me wait for hours! gonk
Gaara: Tch Tch Tch.... Ahh, the wait-and-see approach. I remember when I was that naive. rolleyes
The Cast:::
Prince Naruto
Maiden Sakura
Sasuke the Dragon
Ino the Terrible Witch
Prince of the Hyuga Clan Neji
Princess of the Hyuga Clan Hinata (You know, the cute one. 4laugh )
Gaara the HitMan ( xd Or whatever you call 'em.)
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:47 pm
A Series of Hinata, Akamaru, and Naruto Skits Hinata: eek Byakugan!...Ah! Naruto: What is it, Hinata? Hinata: I think I saw Akamaru’s collar. It was on the boundary of my vision, but I’m sure it was his. Naruto: Was it on him? Hinata: ( She shakes her head.) No, but I doubt that he’s been without it for very long. Plus, I think I might have seen a trace of white fur. I’m not sure. Naruto: Well, let’s go check it out! Hinata: Hai! (The two ninjas rush to the scene. They find a track of small paw prints in the mud, which suddenly stops at two large white paws.) Naruto: That’s a b-b-big dog… eek Hinata: This isn’t Akamaru-kun. What happened to Akamaru-kun? ( She looks around.) Naruto: ( He spies a small collar in the dog’s mouth.) eek a-ah-AAAAHHH! Hinata: What?!? What is it? Naruto: Th-Th-That…That dog…THAT DOG ATE AKAMARU!!! Hinata: …( She shakes her head.) I’m sorry, Naruto-kun. Did you just say- Naruto: ( He points a shaking finger at the collar.) Look…. Hinata: ( She spies the collar. She sighs in relief.) Oh, you mean Akamaru’s collar. ( She bends down to face Tiny Wonder.) May I have a look at that please? I need to check the name on the tag. Besides, I don’t think you would want to eat that collar. It probably doesn’t taste very good. Naruto: Not as good as Akamaru… crying ( Hinata reaches for the collar.) Noooo! Hinata: ( She jerks her hand back.) Wha-? (Hinata gets very confused.) Naruto, did you want to get the collar? Naruto: ( He balks.) Me?!? Heck no! I’m not getting anywhere near that-that monster! Hinata: Monster? ( She looks back and forth between Naruto and Tiny Wonder.) …Naruto, do you not like dogs? Naruto: Huh? N-no, not exactly... sweatdrop I just like...smaller dogs, like Akamaru. You know, the kind that act tough but are really more like fluffy dog-shaped pillows than…actual dogs. Hinata: …I’m confused. Naruto: Well, it’s just…big dogs and I…just…don’t get along very well. ( Naruto had dreams, bad dreams. Dreams with horrible, snarling beasts chasing him through the woods. Dreams where no matter how fast he ran, the hounds were always right behind him, nipping at his long red tail. Dreams with odd little men on horses, making loud sounds by blowing through shiny yellow tubes and wearing funny little hats. Naruto did not like big dogs. He did not like them at all.) Hinata: Naruto ( She looks back and forth between Naruto and Tiny Wonder.), are you…afraid of big dogs? Naruto: Whaaa? Me?!? Afraid?!? N-no way! Hinata: Because, if you want, I can…um… get the collar. You don’t have to get near it if you feel uncomfortable. Naruto: No way! Uzumaki Naruto never refuses a challenge! ( He slowly struts over to Tiny Wonder.) Hey you! You better drop that collar right now, ‘cause otherwise I’m gonna have to- stare (An annoyed Tiny Wonder narrows his eyes and growls.) stare Naruto: Yaaa! ( He stumbles backward and lands on the ground.) He almost bit me! Hinata: ( She leans over Naruto and looks concerned.) N-Naruto-kun! Are you okay? Naruto: Y-yeah. ( He takes Hinata’s hand and pulls himself up.) I was just…faking him out. T-tell you what. I’ll edge towards him, and take the collar, and…if he tries to bite me again, you pull be back real quick, okay? Hinata: Okay… (Naruto slowly edges towards Tiny Wonder. The dog stares. Naruto takes a couple steps forward, then a step back, then a couple more steps, until he is so far forward that Hinata has to lean forward in order to keep holding on. He stretches his arm out as far as it can go, and grasps the collar with the tips of his fingers. He takes it out of the dog’s mouth and runs back to Hinata.) Naruto: Yeah, we did it! Hinata: H-hai. Is it Akamaru’s? Naruto: ( He reads the tag.) Uh-huh. Hinata: ( She sighs.) But where is Akamaru-kun? ( Tiny Wonder slowly turns around and starts trudging away from them.) Oh, look! Dog-kun is heading somewhere. Maybe he can lead us to Akamaru-kun! Let’s follow him! Naruto: Do we have to? sad Hinata: Pardon? Naruto: I mean, let’s go! ( They follow Tiny Wonder.) *Author's note: I know Naruto isn't afraid of dogs in the anime, but I thought it would be funny if he were. If you didn't get the dream part, I was referring to the English fox hunts.
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:48 pm
Ha, it seems that this thread is turning into more of a fanfic thread.
Keep going guys! Love 'em!
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:20 pm
Sanee Ha, it seems that this thread is turning into more of a fanfic thread. Keep going guys! Love 'em! I love it as a fanfic thread. It takes too long for me to write an actual story. rolleyes So I write skits. 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:11 pm
Hinata: Um . . . N-Naruto-kun?
Naruto: What is it?
Hinata: Well, you see . . . I--
Sasuke: [out of nowhere] Hey, loser! Don't forget about the training session today!
Naruto: scream Right! [Turns back to Hinata] So, what?
Hinata: I just, um . . . What I'm trying to--
Kiba: Hey, Hinata! Kurenai's looking for you!
Hinata: Coming! So, I--
Neji: Naruto, Hinata! You haven't seen Lee have you?
[They both point in the direction of the training grounds]
Neji: Thanks!
Naruto: So, what were you about to say?
Hinata: Oh, nothing . . . redface
Naruto: Okay. [Starts walking away] So I'll see you about . . . 7:00-ish?
Hinata: eek 4laugh Yes!
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:41 pm
Allora Lang Hinata: Um . . . N-Naruto-kun? Naruto: What is it? Hinata: Well, you see . . . I-- Sasuke: [out of nowhere] Hey, loser! Don't forget about the training session today! Naruto: scream Right! [Turns back to Hinata] So, what? Hinata: I just, um . . . What I'm trying to-- Kiba: Hey, Hinata! Kurenai's looking for you! Hinata: Coming! So, I-- Neji: Naruto, Hinata! You haven't seen Lee have you? [They both point in the direction of the training grounds] Neji: Thanks! Naruto: So, what were you about to say? Hinata: Oh, nothing . . . redface Naruto: Okay. [Starts walking away] So I'll see you about . . . 7:00-ish? Hinata: eek 4laugh Yes!
whee The end just bursted with adorableness! blaugh Nice job! *thumbs up*
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:38 pm
Ooh, nice twist at the end there, Allora. mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:12 pm
A Series of Hinata, Akamaru, and Naruto Skits (Ino is outside on the street next to the park. The sun is setting, and it is almost time for the street lamps to greet the night. Ino paces back and forth.) Ino: ( She cups her hands around her mouth and yells.) Tiny Wonder! Tiny Wonder! Tiny Wondeerr! ( She lets her hands drop.) Where is that stupid dog? ( Tiny Wonder trots out of the woods, followed by Hinata and Naruto. Neither of the two ninjas realizes that they are still holding hands.) Ino: Tiny! How’s my little love-bundle! blaugh ( She hugs Tiny Wonder very very tightly.) Hey Hinata. Hey Naruto. Were you the guys who brought my little precious back to me? Naruto: ( He whispers to himself.) You mean the beast? stare Hinata: Hai! We found dog-kun while we were in the woods. I guess it was a fortunate coincidence that you were here when we came out. Ino: Yeah. Tiny and I are lucky when it comes to that kind of thing. So what were you guys doing in the- ( She sees them holding hands.) eek Oh. Naruto: Oh what? Ino: ( She stares. ) eek … Hinata: Ino-chan? Is something wrong? Ino: ( She shakes herself out of her trance.) No! Nothing’s wrong! I just…wasn’t expecting that, that’s all. I usually know about these kinds of things ahead of time. sweatdrop Naruto: Know about what? (Chouji walks up and interrupts the conversation.) Chouji: Hey, you guys! Oh, Ino, it looks like you found your dog! Naruto: Actually, Hinata and me found it while we were in the woods. Chouji: Oh, hey Hinata. Hey Naruto. What’s up? Naruto: Nothing. Chouji: ( He raises an eyebrow.) Nothing? Usually when I ask that Naruto gives me every little detail about his day. He’s hiding something. Is that right? neutral (Chouji looks inquisitively at Ino, who nods her head towards Hinata and Naruto.
He sees them holding hands.) Chouji: eek ... $(!@! stressed Hinata: What’s wrong? Chouji: Uh…nothing! Uh…so you two found Ino’s dog while you were in the forest together? sweatdrop Hinata: Yes. Chouji: Hey, uh…you didn’t by any chance run into Shikamaru while you were in there, did you? sweatdrop Naruto: Actually, yeah. We just saw him about an hour ago. Chouji: Double $(!@! stressed stressed Hinata: … Chouji: Hey, can one of you guys by any chance spare twenty bucks? sweatdrop Naruto: No. Hinata: Sorry. Ino: If I can, I’m not giving any to you. stare Chouji: … Well, in that case…can you guys do me a favor? Naruto: Sure! Chouji: If Shikamaru comes looking for me, tell him that…that I’ve gone to the Wave Country! Yeah, that’s it! The Wave Country! Ino: The Wave Country. Chouji: Yeah. Tell him that I’ve gone on a mission that’s very very far away, and, um, that I’ve taken all of my money with me, and…and that I’ll be gone for a very long time. ninja ( He sneaks away.) Naruto: So… Ino: So I guess I’ll see you two later. Naruto: Okay, see ya Ino. C’mon Hinata. Hinata: Bye Ino-chan! ( They wave goodbye and start to walk away. Suddenly Hinata stops and runs back to Ino.) Ah! Ino-chan! Ino: Yeah? What is it, Hinata? Hinata: You…you haven’t seen Akamaru-kun by any chance, have you? Ino: You mean Kiba’s mutt? Actually, yeah, I saw him about half an hour ago. Naruto: ( He jogs towards them.) Really? Where? Ino: Down on Ichini Street. Hinata: Oh, thank you Ino-chan! Thank you very much! ( She bows.) Naruto, let’s go! ( She runs down the street with Naruto following her.) Author's Note: Sorry I've taken so long to update. Sanee is right. I guess our stories are turning into fanfics, mine included. sweatdrop Even so, let's keep the thread alive! whee
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:58 pm
xd Aw, I should've known Tiny Wonder was Ino's!
And I do want to keep this thread alive, but I feel like I post on this one too much. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:22 am
I want to post a skit.....but I can't come up with anything cute/funny/interesting at the moment. sweatdrop So I'll stick with reading these awesome skits that you guys made, for now. XD
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 2:10 pm
Hot Spring Horror! : A NarutoxHinata semi-crack fanfic.
A/N's
'....' = thoughts
Note: This gets pretty vulgar. Cursing and explicit references. Handle with care.
Naruto (or rather, "Naruko", his Oiroke no jutsu form) enters the girls' side of the hot spring
Naruto : (thinking to himself) 'Hee hee, I wonder which attractive girl I'll see today. This has to be one of my best ideas yet!'
Sakura and Ino walk in, gossiping about Sasuke or other BS, oblivious to "Naruto's ogling eyes.
Sakura: ...So that's the deal then? We share Sasuke?
Ino: Okay! I call him on any days that end in "y"! heart
Sakura: Hey! No fair Ino pig! scream
Naruto: (Thinking to "herself" )'Ooh~! Catfight, nyaa~' (Does his signature grin as a slight pink tinge spreads across "her" cheeks.)
Sakura and Ino both notice the "gifted" female nin sitting across the way
Ino: (whispering to Sakura) Hmm...I've never seen her before. Should we talk to her?
Sakura: (Thinking) 'Hnn... She looks oddly familiar. Isn't that Naruto-dobe's perverted jutsu? No way, even he wouldn't be that stupid to sneak in here.' (Replies to Ino) Yeah, I think we can trust her.
Ino: (Yelling out) Oi! You over there! What's your name?
Naruto: (Tries frantically to hide any distress) Uh uh uh.... Naruko!
Ino: That's quite a name, there. Y'know, I've never seen you here before.Where ya from?
Naruko: Uhh, I'm ...uh...visiting my cousin! 'Yeah, that's it!' You happen to know Uzumaki Naruto? Yeah, (starts to BS) he's pretty handsome, ne? I'd totally get with him if he weren't my cousin! mrgreen
Sakura: stressed stressed stressed
Heh. Lets just say we...don't get along very well.
Naruko: 'Oh geez. Now she's gonna start spewing s**t about me from her fat vampire mouth!'
Sakura: (Tries to stop thinking about him.)
Ino: So, new girl, do you like to play matchmaker? It's really fun!
Naruko: Err. I don't really get into that sort of thing. Plus, I don't really know anyone here....
Ino: That's a shame! Say Sakura, who's your favortie pair right now?
Sakura: Well, to be honest, I'm not actaully trying to make a crack pairing like I usually do. I am currently obsessed with the idea of getting the world's most perfect couple, Naruto and Hinata, together! I won't settle for failure!
Naruko: eek 'I've never heard of that idea before. D:
I mean, I really wouldn't mind it...Heh heh...but she seems more scared of me than anything.'
Ino: I know! I wonder if Naruto even notices why Hinata is so shy around him? Everyone in Konoha knows that she has a major crush on him! (Lowers voice)...But I really do not see what she sees in him. Does she have a thing for stupidity?
Naruko: 'Wow. I...never even knew. I wish I could say something. '
(His deep breathing becomes audible, and a definite blush appears on "her" face.)
Both girls are oblivious to Naruto's condition from the heated discussion.
Sakura: You've gotten the major crush part right. I read her diary once and...wow. I don't think I saw a page that wasn't about Naruto. Man, so many pages of how she hoped that he'd notice her, how she's been trying to say something to him....
Ino: Man, that makes me support them even more! Hinata really deserves to be happy, even if her happiness is in the form of that dumbass.
Sakura: Wait! Lemme finish! She got really crazy about him too! Really fangirlish s**t! Like, she put the names of their kids, she filled at least 5 pages with "Uzumaki Hinata Uzumaki Hinata Uzumaki Hinata Uzumaki Hinata Uzumaki Hinata...", and let's not forget about those erotic scenarios of what she wanted Naruto to do to her on some hot, steamy nights....
It honestly scared the ******** out of me. emo
Ino: .............
Naruko: 'EROTIC? Oh man, I'm in some deep s**t. I have to get out of here before I "react" to that...Uh oh. Too late.
(He gets a massive nosebleed, which careens him to the bottom of the hotspring with a resounding "CRASH!")
All the water splashes out of the tub, and Ino and Sakura both develop prize-winning "WTF?" expressions as they gave onto the almost naked form a Naruto, sporting a huge erection , with his mouth ajar and his left eye twitching frantically.
Both: NA-RU-TO!!!!!!!
Sakura: I will KILL YOU!
Naruto: s**t! Best idea ever my a**! I'm so humilated!
Ino: You'll be more than humiliated when we get done with you! scream
Gladiator!
Naruto proceeds to run out of the wrecked onsen, with Ino and Sakura in tow. Think of Benny Hill chase scenes.
'Hokay. That's enough for now. I'll probably update this, but I'd really like to see what you guys think. (Plus, my hands are tired, and I need to think of a happy ending, possibly. I 'uuno. I don't know if I want Naruto to go through more hell. Though, I'll feel bad, since he's my man-sexy.
-Poses-
Hinata: Die! scream
Me : Eheh, sorry. sweatdrop )
(Oh yeah, this is way more that just a "skit" Sorry.)
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:33 pm
[.Kita.]
@Ichiraku's...
Naruto: Ok Hinata you can open your eyes now!
Hinata: *gasp* N-Naruto-kun! You didn't...
Naruto: *grins* I sure did!
Hinata: *squeals* OMG! A candellight ramen dinner for two!!! I must b-be the luckiest girl i-in Konoha!
Naruto: You ARE the luckiest girl in Konoha! You have me for a boyfriend ;D
Hinata: N-Naruto-kun redface
Naruto: Anyways Ayane hit it!
Ayane: Right! *plays Lady and the Tramp music then father serves one ramen bowl*
Naruto: Shall we?
Hinata: 4laugh
Eating...
NaruHina: *both pick up the same noodle and slurp then their lips accidentially connect*
NaruHina: redface
Hinata: *breaks away* A-Ano...Naruto-kun I-
Naruto: *kisses* Happy one month Aniversary Hina-chan! ^_^
Hinata: *hugs* Naruto-kun!!! I love you!!!
Naruto: I don't blame you blaugh
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:41 am
Aww...No one likes my skit. ;_;
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:46 am
lmao omg these skits are so awesome, some are so sweet and some are so hilarious xd
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