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Jade Rotaski

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 2:54 am


OMG YAY! CORSET WEARIN' IRUKA!!! *Glomps*

Iruka: *Is being molested* HELP! crying

Me: Oh stop whining Iruka you know your enjoying it really! XD

*Various moamns and grons can be heard in the background*

Anyway for the meatloaf you get all of Iruka's hair ties so he has to wear his hair down form now on XD

Iruka: WHAT!!!!

Me: I love being a Yaopi fan so much fun so little time XD

*Inserts a SasuNaru AMV*
PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 8:02 am


Cassie:YES! I needed hair ties!

Iruka:HOW COULD YO-----AHHHH!*pleasured moan*

Cassie:EEP! redface

Kakashi:What do you want me to do next Cassie?

Cassie:*recovering from personal fear*Ummmmmmm exclaim twisted I thinnnnnnnnnk

Iruka biggrin on't say it! gonk

Cassie:I thinnnnnnkkkkkkkk....YOU SHOULD XXXX AND XXXX WITH IRUKA NOW! xd

Iruka:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! gonk crying

Kakashi:*jumps*

Cassie:Anyway, you recieve a camera to record this!

Iruka:YOU b***h! scream


*inserts breakfast Iruka made*

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Jade Rotaski

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:06 am


Ookami Kokkoro
Cassie:YES! I needed hair ties!

Iruka:HOW COULD YO-----AHHHH!*pleasured moan*

Cassie:EEP! redface

Kakashi:What do you want me to do next Cassie?

Cassie:*recovering from personal fear*Ummmmmmm exclaim twisted I thinnnnnnnnnk

Iruka biggrin on't say it! gonk

Cassie:I thinnnnnnkkkkkkkk....YOU SHOULD XXXX AND XXXX WITH IRUKA NOW! xd

Iruka:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! gonk crying

Kakashi:*jumps*

Cassie:Anyway, you recieve a camera to record this!

Iruka:YOU b***h! scream


*inserts breakfast Iruka made*


Alright I LOVE this vending machine! *Uses camera to film activies that are going on behind the scenes*

Roy: *Is sipping coffe his shirt unbuttouned and his pants hanging loosley off his hips* Perv!

Me; *Snorts* Like you can talk *****: *Smirks* Ah but at least my underage uke is willing

Me: True! XP

For the brekfat you geta nurses outfit thats PERFECT for Iruka to wear *Grins evilly*

Iruka: I *Moans* Hate *Gronas* You Two!

Me: Like we care XP

*Inserts Kakashi's phone number and E-mail address*
PostPosted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:52 am


Cassie:OMFG!*dives for the E-mail and Phone#*

Iruka:You're depraved.

Cassie:At lest I'M not wearing a maid outfit. twisted *Does a Jutsu that transforms a persons clothes*

Iruka:WHAT THE HELL?! And when and where did you learn that?!

Cassie:Well *nosebleed*, I learned it awhile ago and second, Jiraiya taught me.

Iruka:THAT PERV!?

Cassie:YUP! xd

Iruka:*groans*I should have known. Dammit! YOU MADE ME RHYME!

Cassie:Yes, and I feel totally horrible about it.


*inserts dessert Iruka made*

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Jade Rotaski

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:04 pm


Yay dessert *Eats*

For the deesert you get...a bondage set!!!

Roy: *Is still sipping coffe and shakes his head* Yaoi fangirls...i dont get you guys at all

Me: Why?

Roy: Well take me and Ed for example, we hardly see each other in the series, in fact we only see each other a only a handful of times yet you guys think we should be together?

Me: Yup! and we have our reasons!

Roy: *Raises an eyebrow*Really?

Me: Yeah we have reasons! You and Ed have similar persinailites both of you are stubborn and both of you are deterimend to do what it takes to achive your goals, and you need each other help to do it....that and you two look just sexy when your together *Drools*

Roy: *Sweatdrops* I should have known our looks had partly something to do with it...

Me: Are you complaining? becuase i COULD take Ed frm you you know...

Roy: Grabs Ed and hugs him* No way! my Ed! MINE! *HIsses*

Me: be good then! *Inserts Kakashis icha icha paradise books*
PostPosted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 9:19 pm


Cassie and Kakashi:NOOOOOOOOOO! THE ICHA ICHA! gonk *both dive in to the vending machine and get stuck*

Iruka:*shaking head* You both should have known that would happen.

Cassie and Kakashi:We know. crying NOW HELP US! gonk

Iruka:Fine.*grabs mine and Kakashi's ankle and pulls*

Cassie:*pops out*Damn you pulled hard Iru-----AWWWWWWWWWWW! 4laugh

Kakashi:*pops out as well*What are you----- heart o heart *looks at panting Iruka laying on ground*

Cassie:*dusts self off and wipes nosebleed* For the pain you cuased me and Kakashi you get.....Iruka's secret passion for the Pokemon games!...Hm, usually he complai---OH! redface 4laugh *notices Kakashi holding Iruka's head in his lap*


*inserts Random picture from Iruka's house*

Kaname Kyoto

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Abarai_Renji13

PostPosted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:30 pm


I got Garr-cookie's gourd! Yeah! Allright! *Inserts another coin* Give me Naruto! Give me Naruto!
PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:37 am


Abarai_Renji13
I got Garr-cookie's gourd! Yeah! Allright! *Inserts another coin* Give me Naruto! Give me Naruto!
you get a Naruto Plushie doll that sasuke made by hand.

Inserts Lucky Red panties 3nodding

Lighter On A Stick


Kaname Kyoto

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 12:49 pm


Cassie:Ummmmm, those last two post----

Iruka:Made no sense. sweatdrop

Cassie:That isn't how you do the vending machine, mine, chippy, and Jade's are good examples---

Iruka:You just don't have to put commentary if yo don't want to.

Cassie:You don't like talking to me? sad *sad-kicked-puppy look*

Iruka:IT'S THE s**t YOU THREE MADE ME DO! scream

Cassie:You can't tell me you didn't enjoy it.

Iruka:*blushing*

Cassie:YOU DO! IN KNEW IT! whee
PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 12:58 pm


For the red panties you get a Naruto poster!

Roy: cassie is right those posts made no sense!

Me: Im trying to make sense of them so shurt up! ><

Ed: *Yawns* Whats going on?

Me:Nopthing shorty!

Ed: WHOAREYOUCALLINGSO SMAL HE-mmph! *Is cut off by roy kissing him*

Me: Aww how cute!!!!!

*Inserts Resident evil 4 poster*

Jade Rotaski

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Kaname Kyoto

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:33 pm


Jade Rotaski
For the red panties you get a Naruto poster!

Roy: cassie is right those posts made no sense!

Me: Im trying to make sense of them so shurt up! ><

Ed: *Yawns* Whats going on?

Me:Nopthing shorty!

Ed: WHOAREYOUCALLINGSO SMAL HE-mmph! *Is cut off by roy kissing him*

Me: Aww how cute!!!!!

*Inserts Resident evil 4 poster*

Cassie:YAY! ROY AGREES WITH ME!

Iruka:The sad part is I agree with you....

Cassie: eek IRUKA! Say that again!

Iruka:*sigh*I agree with you......

Cassie:OMG! YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Cassie:For telling me Roy agrees and inserting a smexy Leon poster you get Cupcakes with little Dolphins on them......Iruka made them for Kakashi.

Iruka:I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE!


*inserts sense*
PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:23 pm


For the sense you get a photobook ful of hoy Yaio pics of Kakashi and Iruka!

Me: Heee IM SO HAPPY!!

Ed: Why???

Me: Oreon promoted me to a mod!

Ed: Great now you haveeven MORE power over us!

Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE POWER! THE DIVINE POW-*Gets hit with a shoe* OW! WHO DID THAT!

Roy: *Whistles innocently and points to Envy*

Me: THATS IT YOUR DEAD!! *Chases Envy*

Ed: *Sweatdrops* Shes such a moron for faling for that...

Roy: *Smirks* Are you complimenting me or complaining?

*Inserts Devil may cry 4 demo*

Jade Rotaski

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Kaname Kyoto

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:20 am


Cassie:OMFG!*nosebleed* For the photoalbum you get a DVD boxset titled 'Dolphins and Scarecrows XXX'.

Iruka:OMG! Kakashi actually got them to MAKE that? WITHOUT MY CONSENT?!

Cassie:Ummmmmmmmmm*backs away slowly*

Kakashi:Iruka, I can explain-----

Iruka biggrin ON'T EVEN TRY TO KAKASHI! scream

Cassie and Kakashi: sweatdrop We're BOTH dead......

*inserts mine and Kakashi's suffering*
PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:24 pm


however you insert suffering...

you get..um...i think its broken sweatdrop *kicks vending mechiene*

Samurai_7_Kikuchiho


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:26 pm


NUUUU U BROKE IT gonk
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