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[Jadeelf]

eek wtf? It posted my post as you? What the hell is that? Ummm, well strike that, and make it me, instead of you, and. Um. I stabbed you,m and then... stressed scream SHADDUP, HALLY!

*walks by Leigon, flashing her ankles just a tidge, and then throws herself in the nearest armchair.*  

[Mr Legion]

*Goes all gooey, has to lie down for a while*

I thought I had gotten over it. But no. sweatdrop  

[NECRO DISASTER]

Over what? What are we talking about? Who said that?

*Spies Jades ankles*

Ohh....

*Faints*  

[Rivkeh]

Behold, the power of the ankle!!!  

[Mr Legion]

*Bites down on a spoon, closes eyes, hums loudly*  

[Rivkeh]

*slowwwwly begins to remove boot....*  

[NECRO DISASTER]

*Gouges out his own eyes.*  

[Rivkeh]

*the boot being off, she begins to unclasp the garter thet holds her stockings up....*  

[NECRO DISASTER]

*Puts eyes back in to watch.*

Damn it's seductivity!  

[Mr Legion]

*Screams hoarsely out of corner of mouth*

gonk For pity's sake, woman! Have you no soul?

*Has sailors tie him to mast securely*

Keep sailing, men! No, wait! Untie me! No, keep sailing! gonk Aaaarrroooghhh....  

[Rivkeh]

*sloooowwwly starts to roll down stockings... exposing the knee... the shin... getting close ... to... the ... ank....*

eek gonk scream

*quickly pulls shades*  

[Mr Legion]

*The ship sails on, past the window of the Siren, and the crew begin to emerge from their berths below decks. They find the captain weeping and laughing, still trussed to the mast, and gibbering:*

gonk xd The....the....ankles, the ankles...

*But, being Greek, they are used to sexual deviance, and carry on with their daily chores*  

[Rivkeh]

*peeks out of curtains*

"Soul"? Hmm... no I think I sold that, or traded it, or killed it or something...  

[NECRO DISASTER]

Or gave it to Myst? wink  

[Mr Legion]

I sold my soul to a Swiss investment group, then bought a controlling interest in their operation. Made a tidy profit, retained my soul and created huge legal difficulties for anyone who claims they can steal or eat it.

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Or gave it to Myst? wink

*Vomits all over Hally*

Sorry. lol